I woke up at 12:30 to the sensation of a moth crawling into my ear, it immediately gets stuck and starts desperately biting scratching and flapping its wings to get out.
Just an awful sensation vibrating through my brain.
I try for ten minutes frantically to get it out,
sake my head, no,
qtip? no chance,
holding a light to my ear? only made it freak out more.
ok take a break. Google.
It says I should kill the moth with alcohol and maybe it will float out?
I grab a bottle of vodka and pour it into my ear.
I can hear this little bastard fighting for its life and drowning.
It quits moving, now I have a dead moth in my god damn ####ing ear.
It 100% does not float out.
It is still stuck in there
OK, get dressed and drive to the hospital.
its 1:30 am and no one is there. I see the nurse immediately
( thank goodness for small town hospitals).
The look this nurse gives me when I say I have a dead moth in my ear is pure disgust.
You know something strange is happening when the Doctor comes almost immediately to see you. He is ####ing stoked to check out this bug. FML.
He takes one glance and is like oh yeah, there's a moth in there.
Sure enough he goes in with his forceps and pulls out
THIS FULL SIZED GROWN ADULT BIG AS A QUARTER MOTH.
MOTHER ####ER
anyways now I have to go back in a week to make sure that this moth didn't
LAY EGGS IN MY EAR!!