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Old 01-24-2024, 10:55 AM   #3385
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If Back to the Future was set in present day Marty would go back to 1994.
It'd be a brilliant movie! But they should make it more like 'Forrest Gump.'

Marty's wandering around and bumps into a guy with a crow-bar and makes him drop it and Nancy Kerrigan wins Gold!

He wanders into the midst of a Domestic Dispute and makes Courtney Love put down the shotgun (lets be honest, we all know she did it) and Kurt Cobain lives a long and happy life.

Stumbles into a house and sees some cash, the keys and a pair of driving gloves and 'borrows' the White Bronco allowing OJ to be caught! Nicole Brown survives and OJ is incarcerated.

He hits up a coffee shop and meets this guy who wants to sell books on the...interwebs? Anyways, he takes the cash he found at OJ's house and gives it to this 'Jeff' guy for what he thinks is a cruise in Brazil down the Amazon?

He goes to Canada and was at a stand buying a newspaper when all of a sudden a giant gust of wind blows it out of his hands and it covers the windshield of an oncoming car, the driver can't see! The car then inadvertently crashes into a baby carriage and thus...Justin Bieber was no more.

Thanks Marty!

I'll write and direct if someone crowd-funds a budget. I know a guy with a DeLorean and I think Michael and Chris would do it for scale!
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