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Shakespeare in the Park
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We’ve game! deny that thou bear'st love to Schuff or Helly,
Who for Calgary’s game art so unprovident.
Grant, if thou wilt, thine signed Jets beloved of many,
But that Weegar none lovest is most evident;
For thine Jets art possess'd with many forward dudes
(Dinnae shove thou stick in thine guts and perspire).
Seeking to blow thine beauteous roof off Jetted broods
Thine Bud Zone deletion should be thy chief desire.
O, change thy thought, that I may change my mind!
Shall our Calgary hate be fairer lodged than gentle love?
Thine Lurching new captain is gracious and kind,
And KFC’s crispy crust fits like a grease-coated glove:
JoMo - make thee another high-scoring self, for love of we,
That icy beauty still may live Peg-born in thine or thee.
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Whoa is it a real game day?!
GJG!!!
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The most exciting part is I feel like we FINALLY get to see our actual nhl roster after all those preseason issues. Woot woot
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with so much #### going on in the world - thank god hockey is back as a bit of a reprieve. hopefully a great and healthy season.
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I'm so ####ing ready to get hurt again
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Jets have 0 losses this season
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LET'S ####ING GO ✈✈✈
IT'S A GDT FOR REAL
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Just want to say I'm proud of everyone for making it through the off-season.
With that said,
Long live the WDT!
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Jets get 1 channel, Oilers Canucks get every other Sportsnet except 360.
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9:00?
Must be a Leafs game today.
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One more reason to BOOOOOOOO Sportsnet.
Here's their schedule tonight based on Shaw channels.
6pm
4K Leafs vs Habs
4K Senators vs Hurricanes
9pm
4K Oilers vs Canucks (in 4K on two channels)
HD Jets vs Flames
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Techno version of Oh Canada not available
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You don't want to listen to this techno #### during the introductions?
I mentionned the Saddledome trash in-game production in an earlier post. Didn't take long to not disappoint
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All the red lights made me think something was wrong with my tv.
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A Tribute for Snowy
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Wasn’t expecting to cry before the game today
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f*** ALS I have a close relative who just got diagnosed with that. Facking brutal!
TRUE NORTH
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Very sad and way to young to be taken
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Oh god the guy had the same ALS symptoms my cousin is starting to him now. Bloody sad and tragic.
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That actually tugged on the heart strings. Beautiful family, strong wide, authentic. My heart went out for her.
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Eat Bread kicks things off!
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Motherf***er always seems to have our number...
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I will NEVER get tired of watching our PK not collapse in front of the net...
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Well, at least I guessed Mangiapane scoring first...
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Jets playing great, play blown dead for no reason, missed high stick call, then that, #### man
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why does this happen every time we play against the flames
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Of course they get a break
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oh that pixely 90s flames gif that they layer over every video is the most alberta thing ever
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Morrissey still looks lost. He looked like he wasn't skating at all in the preseason.
No excuses now, that was pretty bad.
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Morrissey looks really off.
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The Jets will win this game, as the Flames don't have the talent the Jets do, or goaltending. Keep the faith boys the W, is coming tonight.
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Funny what a PP that moves can do.
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Ryan Huska, Master of Disguise
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The Calgary coach kinda looks like a pharmaceutics salesman
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Pierre Maguire’s twin.
”you should see this kid in his under pants!”
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Flamer coach looks like Pierre Maguire! LOL
NOBODY wants that!
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Big Swede Goalie
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I see we are not facing .892 Markstrom tonight
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#### we're getting goalied!
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doesn’t feel good when you’re getting outgoalied by ####ing markstrom lol
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Same as last year, garbage team goalies us for 60 minutes
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Expected goal are 2.72 - 1.61 in favour of the Jets with a 1.1% and 0.4% chance goals against. We are losing the goalie battle so far I'm afraid.
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We're still winning the xGF tho
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You can’t beat horseshoes.
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Hope theres another feature about how great markstrom is
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Markstrom. Horseshoe firmly served in buttocks
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Specifically against the Jets, for some reason.
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Weegar Weaves the Wrister
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C'mon Helley. God damn it n
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Nice screen from Dillon there
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Weeee...
Gurrrrrrr...
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That's on Schmidt... poor support on a "won" faceoff by Kupari.
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It's amazing how person's with say no hands...
Adapt with speed to survive...
It's like having no sight... but you can smell good...
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well that sucks. Complete deflator for the team i can tell, they were playing their hearts out and then back to back pks is just going to ruin it
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Rasmus with a Shorty
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Well Coilers losing 2-0 to the hapless Nuk Nuks 
so there is that.
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BTW, we’re winning at Corsi. That predictive statistic should carry this team for a couple of weeks. All is well!
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Take me down the Jackpot City
Where the bets are hot
But my luck is ####ty
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Jets just can't get it going right now...
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I see we're gonna have to outscore our 8.5 million investment. Jesus f***ing christ
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Even when Scheifele comes back they still get the shorty
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFk
All those chances only to let in a bad shortie.
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.769 goaltending isn’t going to cut it, Hellesuck!
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If the Flames season keeps up like this, I wonder if we go after any of their UFAs as a rentals?
They look like a lottery team tonight, just getting all the breaks and Helle hasn’t shown up.
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Lindholm and Mangiapane in the dying minutes
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What a bad icing. Finally had time
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.....Nate.....what was that?
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f*** you Helley. Just f*** you
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That's all on Nate and a terrible icing
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Brutal icing knowing the 4th line was out there against the Flames top line.
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Thanks for the loss Schm####
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Well, aside from some horrible bounces and less than stellar goaltending, this game was a good way to start the year.
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Damn, that was Marner level bad.
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Nik almost mad it thru the whole game
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That loss pisses me off as every mistake was in our net.
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What the #### is that ####ing play by Schmidt jesus get this guy out of the lineup
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Why the #### did Schmidt ice that?
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Atta boy Schmidt you ####ing clown
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Iced it then #### the bed. Can that be tolerated?
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You could smell it coming
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Canooks 8, Coilers 1
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Oilers offseason: "Literally our only focus is allowing fewer goals"
Game 1: allows 8 goals
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Team dinner will fix it all
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This is not a good team boys. To lose like this to a divisional rival is gross. They will never be able to live this one down all season. This is an ass whooping on historical levels.
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Absolutely embarrassing. Everyone should be ripped including Woody!!! Saturday they f***ing better come out balls to the walls and pound these f***ers!!!
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Seems no matter how much we turn the roster over, we play the same. Has Paul Coffey actually been coaching this entire time?
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That sucked.
I'm not even mad really. I dunno. I completely understand people venting their valid frustrations all game though.
You'd like to see the team come in prepared and ready and they sure as f*** were not.
Just an abysmal effort.
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This is possibly the worst effort I’ve ever seen from any team in the first game of the season.
What f***ing team no shows in game 1? ESPECIALLY when all they did all off season was talk about how they won’t dick around to start the year again this year. Some teams are ####ty and get beat, but who no shows?
To call it embarassing is an understatement. Reality check badly required for a group that no matter what can’t not f*** around October - December.
This game from the defense as a group was as bad as I ever remember any Oiler team having. The 2011 Oilers defense probably didn’t have a game this bad. Unless Ekholm’s leg is broken he needs to be in the lineup so the rest of these p***yes can work their way into the season like they always need to do.
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I’m so excited!!!! Only three more days until the start of the regular season which begins on Saturday, October 14th at 8:00pm and no earlier.
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Well that was brutal, absolutely brutal. Team needs to be ready when a game starts.
Really hoping Holloway is not hurt.
Everybody needs to take a long hard look in the mirror. We'll beat them on Saturday!
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Just goes to show all the off season talk was, as per usual, empty platitudes and a whole lotta hot air. They're prepping their hang dog, glum expressions and talking about being better... not a damn thing changed with their mentality, to a man.
No accountability from that room, coach on down.
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Don’t want to over-react because it’s game 1 but it’s the same #### we’ve seen the past season. If this was game 83 of 2022-23, we’d all be saying the same thing
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Until the Flames make the Western Finals again, this signature shall remain frozen.
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