[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by fotze2

My old housemates girlfriend lived with us and she was granola as they come. she'd cheat on the vegan with bacon.

There was a metal corona bucket in our boot room on a top shelf, I grab it, sloshing water in it with god knows what in it, drips landing on my face as I pulled it off the shelf. Put it back. Turns out she was soaking her re-usable vag pads in it. Thanks a lot.

My hippy was vegan as well.

Something about her diet caused her to take massive ####s and clog the toilet. I was always expected to unclog it.