We got a new dog about 7 months ago. Its a reserve dog that has become a lot larger than we expected. Its a big dog. Problem is his mom (my wife) seems to have let him think he's an equal. This thing tries to violently rape me most days. I am 1/3 disturbed, 1/3 this is hilarious, 1/3 angry at my wife. Its pink thing comes out and everything, I can only imagine Silver dealing with this, probably better than I have. Its as tall as I am standing up, which isn't that tall. The kids laugh their asses off as it bites the back of my neck whilst dry humping me while my wife screams at him to stop.
Now you get a glimpse into my household.
I was not on team get a dog last year.
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