Greta should forget about Big Oil and focus some rage on these blasted contraptions:
This POS is made with precisely zero water resistance - making them last about a month of usage in the hands of children. They are priced low enough (via your local Costco) that they basically become single use. As a 'buy it for life' kind of guy - it drives me nuts to think how many of these end up in landfills....
Refillable bubble wands for the kids from now on....