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Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
- have your phone run out of battery while waiting in line to enter the dome. And your friends are already inside so you can’t contact anyone and miss the game
- get paper cuts under your fingernails and in the webbing of your fingers
- run out if TP the next time you have diarrhea and there’s no extra rolls. And you’re at work and you have a big meeting with the boss in 20 minutes.
- have diarrhea every day for a week
- do one of those ancestry tests only to find out you’re adopted. And to make it worse, you get a positive match…with your wife.
- your children grow up to be Oiler fans
- you pour a bowl of cereal and when you go to add milk you find out there only like an eighth of a cup left
- you get wrongfully put on the no fly list and get regular deep cavity searches when you travel. And travel is part of your job.
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Good lord man.. You're extreme!
