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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

CaptainCrunch commercial parody

Spoiler!

Scene Leia and Padme walking along the Dune Sea on Tatooine, for some reason they're barefoot.

Padme - "Mom when you're fighting the Empire do you um . . . you know . . . . not feel fresh"
Leia - "Sure honey, and when I don't feel fresh I use Grand Moff Tarkin feminine products"
Vader pops up in one of those fancy bubbles on the top fight corner.
Vader - "Tarkin feminine hygiene products for those disturbances in you busy day"

Tarkin shows up in a bubble on the other side of the screen holding up a box with his face on it and a used car salesman evil smile

Tarkin - "You may fire when ready Commander, for freshness"

I like the idea CC, but I think you’ve got the Leia and Padme speaking parts reversed.