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Old 02-18-2019, 11:33 AM   #9206
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Originally Posted by SmoggyFlamesFan View Post
Guys. I need life advice. I am currently in West Edmonton Mall and the entire oilers team is holding an autograph session from 1 to 3 PM. I am wearing my Tkachuk Jersey in a sea of copper and blue and am currently fearing my life. If looks could kill I would have already died a hundred times. How do I make it through the day with my Jersey and life intact?

Sorry to derail, mods, but this situation is too damn comical.
Buy a mouthguard....chew it like a double bubble....smirk at them.

Run like hell.
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