12-17-2017, 08:48 PM
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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Every fanbase has an Irish Spring
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Flames with a tough loss against Nashville, then hop on the plane for an early start-time the next afternoon in VanCity.....starting a backup goalie....sure the Canucks are banged up....but this game would seem to set up for them....but the great unknown is Markstrom.....if he's good they should take it....but if a soft one goes in for the first goal of the game, look out!
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Sociables
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I just made a quick lil drinking game for you guys wanting to get drunk
Dowd gets a penalty - drink
Gaunce takes a shot and doesn't score - drink
Gaunce snipes one - Destroy your liver
Virtanen hits Matthew Dickface - drink twice
Sedinery goal - drink twice
Virtanen gets benched - drink
Markstorm softy - drink twice
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You should check out the drinking games in the Flames' sub GT. They're religious about it.
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Hamonic tried knocking my buddies beer over by hitting the glass, then threw him a puck. that was ####ing cool
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Flames will be pissed after last night vs Nashville. Shut out, and physically manhandled as well.
The Canucks win if they manage to keep the mojo going from the San Jose game, and the Flames are fatigued from playing two nights in a row.
The Flames win if they come out swinging to avenge their loss, and if the Canucks come back down to Earth.
Tough call, so I'll go homer and say the Canucks win. Have a hunch Daniel and Virtanen will factor in the scoring.
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The Usual Suspects
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Boeser may have 17 goals, but did you know that Sam Bennett is only 18 years old
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How much tka could a tkachuk chuk if a tkachuk could chuk tka?
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Even still certain people will still defend the juolevi pick til they turn blue.
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I got only one thing to say
18 year old Sam Bennett
Thats all folks
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5-3 flames
boeser hatty
5 goals by tkachuk
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Chucky has the worst facial hair of all time. Lil' cheap#### ####face. #### HIM#### HIM#### HIM#### HIM#### HIM#### HIM
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Janko Unchained
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Jankowski Scores. /#WeisbrodKnew
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weisbrod got that hand on the phone dial ready to flip boeser for jankowski.
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The Last Samurai
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BOESER TAKE MY FOOT ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BROCK TAKE MY LEG ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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That hurts. Was hard to watch him crawl off the ice. Poor kid, he was focused and worked so hard and was well on his way to winning a Calder.
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Commence board wide puking.....
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Alright time to get on board team tank if Boeser is out—literally *nothing* worth watching without him.
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holy **** rip
there goes the last reason to watch this team
canucks luck
All we can hope for is that he recovers 100% and is stable able to improve his skating.
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All your injuries are belong to us
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I'll be ****ing crushed if Boeser's season is done.
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WHAT THE ####, NO #### THIS. We're screwed, honestly we might as well just lock up Rogers Arena till next year at this point.
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All I want for Christmas is for Boeser to be ok, I was originally hoping for world peace and end to hunger but this is more important
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"he can't put any weight on it"
Yep it's broken
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Captain of Nightmares
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brock injured and could be out 2-3 months. Giordano scored 2 goals. Season's over.
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lol Giordano needs to gtfo this rink
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Lotto pick here we come... maybe it's for the best... but #### you! Mark Giordano.. Bitch!
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Tkachuk can chuck wood
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Great... of course... he had to score..
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We could have had that guy.
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Hey, that Tkachuk is really good!
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Tkachuck seems to have improved his skating this year. Looked fast on that rush.
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And Tkachuk scores. Literally just put salt in my eye.
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Bahahaha and now Tkachuk of all people
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Tkachuk having a strong game vs the Canucks. Again.
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Tkachuk has literally owned the Canucks since coming into the NHL.
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Wait until you see Brady Tkachuk
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The other nuisance
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Bennett hit's the target!
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EJNFDNDJDBDJSBZBSNB AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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4 ON 1! IT WAS A ####ING 4 ON 1
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Team has given up, Markstrom straight trash.
No effort, nothing.
Travis Green gonna yell 2nd intermission
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This is going to get baaaaaaad.
SELL SELL SELL SELL
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this is so sad, last game against our rival and we have no grit on the team so they're manhandling us...
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What the #### was Virtanen doing there? He was the last man back and he just left the zone
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This game can **** off, onto the next.
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Benning storming Treliving's press box to fight him would salvage this game
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hahaha I was on the phone the last 25 min or so how the **** did it get 5-0??
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We have 13 SOG.
and I don't remember any of them.
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Goldfinger
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Goldy injured now as well..
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Lol Goldobin out too?
All you can do is laugh.
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Feel bad for those who paid to see this horror show.
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The PP finally puts one in
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Just goon it up boys, no one left on the ice to worry about being injured anyway
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This team is going to unravel without Brock.
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#### it I'm done, this is too painful to watch. Just gonna go watch a movie now or something.
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That's fine Calgary, be happy about yourself... but you still ain't making past the first round..
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Literally the worst game of the season
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Just got home from work and put the game on. What the actual ####.
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I know these commentators are flames fans and everything, but can they... like.... figure out how to be proper Commentators? Everything they do is flames trivia and then they miss something on the ice.
Flames penalty, "Gee Wizz, I don't know of that's a good call, you can clearly see that this is a clean play and I think the ref is on the wrong". The cameras then proceed to only show angles where they look right and cut away from the ones that reveal the truth.
Canucks Penalty, "Yeah so I was benching 20 pounds and It was pret- oh, Daniel Sedin is heading to the box and it looks like the right call, he's been in the league for so long he has to know better than That". The camera shows how the commentators are wrong but it doesn't matter to them.
Meanwhile the stats at the top
"This just in, Canucks ####ing suck regardless of injuries"
"Flames fans voted 2nd best in NHL behind Leafs"
"Sam Bennett is on pace to score 38 4pt nights in his career"
"Canucks have no ####ing shots lol"
"Jagr signed with the flames because he wanted to go to the best Canadian franchise behind Leafs".
"Anders Nilsson sucks lol"
Johnny Hockey is the best American born player since Jarome Iginla"
Seriously #### this. I'm making this into an actual post.
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