The thread should have been closed after annasuave's story because no one is going to top that but what the hell I might as well contribute to the thread. Two stories, one at work and one while drinking.
Work: We were commissioning a pumping station and started everything up just fine. After a couple minutes though the motors unexpectedly shut down. It was very quiet for a few seconds and then all of a sudden the water we had been pumping uphill came back and the hammer hit. The air valves instantly failed with massive geysers of high pressure water shooting everywhere. I was standing there in a state of shock and awe before my boss yelled at me to get the hell out of there. Eventually the pressure subsided and one of the technicians ran inside and closed off the valves stopping the water. We then all ran inside and tried to salvage as much project documentation as possible because it was all foolishly stored in cardboard boxes inside the station.
Drinking: When I was backpacking around Australia I had a very interesting night at a bar called Cheeky Monkey's in Byron Bay. All sorts of crazy things happened to me that night but by far the craziest was witnessing a fight between three girls. I was just on my way to the toilet when I rounded a corner and all of a sudden this fight broke out. I have no idea how or why it started and why three of them were fighting each other but there I was with a front row seat. It was pretty intense too there was kicking, screaming, punching, hair pulling and clothes ripping. Eventually the fight ended up on the ground and a combination of bouncers showing up and the girls tiring out caused it to end. All three of them then stood up to walk away and without first noticing their shirts had been ripped off and there were now 6 gorgeous exposed breasts in my view. It took them a few seconds to notice and then they all covered them up with their hands and ran off in different directions. Good times!
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