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CaptainCrunch · 11-12-2016, 10:00 PM

I went outside to have a smoke and just to summarize this evening a drunk guy stumbles up to me and tells me that he's going to break into his friends apartment. I told him its a bad idea, an outright stupid idea and the guy throws a punch at me. Can you believe it. Now it was a drunk guy punch and he hit me in the shoulder and my arm is now numb. But the stupid thing is that he takes the swing, I don't go down and he gets that oh shyte look on his face and takes off running so I didn't even get the satisfaction of pummeling him while yelling damn you Calgary Flames this is all your fault. And now I have a huge bruise on my shoulder.

I hate the Flames and my neighbourhood right now.

11-12-2016, 10:00 PM	#550
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	I went outside to have a smoke and just to summarize this evening a drunk guy stumbles up to me and tells me that he's going to break into his friends apartment. I told him its a bad idea, an outright stupid idea and the guy throws a punch at me. Can you believe it. Now it was a drunk guy punch and he hit me in the shoulder and my arm is now numb. But the stupid thing is that he takes the swing, I don't go down and he gets that oh shyte look on his face and takes off running so I didn't even get the satisfaction of pummeling him while yelling damn you Calgary Flames this is all your fault. And now I have a huge bruise on my shoulder. I hate the Flames and my neighbourhood right now. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!