So I was thinking that this next movie might be pretty rare.
In all of the Star Wars movies some time had passed between the last one so you had an opening crawl that kind of summerized what had happened.
So will the crawl to episode 8 be the shortest one ever
Star Wars Episode 8
The Force is still waking up
Sooooooo its been about 2 seconds since the last movie ended and Luke who still looks like a homeless guy is still staring at Rey
Meanwhile Kylo Ren is still flying to meet with Snoke and Captain Phasma is hanging those tree odor cleaner things on her armor to get rid of the smell of the garbage shoot.
Meanwhile the Resistance is deep into a take 5 moment followed by a smoke em if you got em break. . . .
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