[GreenLantern2814]

I keep saying they're not this bad. They might be.

Imagine you're a kid. Your mom is single, and she has three on and off boyfriends. All are good guys. They might not have the best careers or be the brightest, but they all try, and their hearts are in the right place.

You're still a kid watching a rotation of three males wander through your home at irregular intervals. How are you supposed to feel? Excited that you have two or three dads, or freaked out because you don't know who to believe in or what's real. The more time passes, the more you understand that your mom can do better than all three, and needs to get on with her life.

It's not the goalies' fault. This situation looms toxic over the whole team, and things will not get better until there is a concrete resolution in the crease.