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Old 06-02-2015, 09:32 AM   #1
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http://io9.com/big-trouble-in-little...ema-1708431086

Ugh

One of my favorite movies from the 80's that was almost perfect in its execution. A spoof on the action films of the time, and a spoof on the old Chinese martial arts flicks.

And they're going to do a remake. Now I love The Rock, I think he's awesome, but this if people crap all over it is a career killer.

Rock can't play Jack Burton like Russell did, no one can.

Quote:
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Quote:
Jack Burton: Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
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