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Old 05-29-2015, 12:34 PM   #447
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Lots of people do this. I have a mobility scooter (like a rascal). I bought it off a CPer. I'm not disabled, though. I just like cruising around on it and particularly like riding it to and from the bar.

People are ridiculously nice to me when I'm on it. They hold doors for me. If I cruise around Safeway with it the cashier will come around and put my groceries in the little basket in the front. People smile at me with this pleasant, pitying look. Cars will stop for me to let me cross the street even if I'm not at a corner. It's all very nice.
Hahahahaha you own a rascal scooter?!?!?!?

You're a god damn mad man. I don't know if all your crazy eccentricities would drive me crazy or fill me with joy if I happened to be your neighbor.

"there goes Bill, he's disabled this morning "

You're going to be the craziest funniest old man.
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