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Old 09-10-2013, 02:34 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother View Post
explain please?
ZYZZ is some early 20's D-bag from Australia that got himself all jacked up on steroids, and would go out clubbing with a camera crew in tow with his equally D-bag friends. If an actual D-bag, an MMA fighter, a Monster Energy drink, a pair of white Oakley Sunglasses, Elaine Benes's dance and a bucket of protein powder had a child, it would be ZYZZ.

Anyway, ZYZZ was found dead in some sort of bathhouse somewhere in Asia, and although all these young guys blame a heart defect, it is pretty widely accepted it was coke and roids that killed him. However, there is a ton of young men out there that idolize this guy like he is something special for some unknown reason because he had an online presence. I was working out one time at Talisman Centre, and this group of young guys were doing this ######ed dance thing while not working out whatsoever yet some how using two benches to do nothing, and acting like the biggest bunch of nozzles I have ever seen. They were also all wearing eye make up. I had to ask what the hell their problem was and the conversation went like this.

Pylon: Guys, seriously, what the hell is your problem? I need to use this bench. Go dance somewhere else.

Eye makeup guy 1: ZYZZ BraH!

Pylon: Huh?

Eye makeup guy 2: ZYZZ BRAH!

Pylon: Zits?

Eye makeup guy 1: ZYZZ. Zee. Why. Zee. Zee. Braaaaaahhhhhh.

I was confused, and googled it on my iPhone, and got the back story on ZYZZ. I then realized that young people today have terrible role models.
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