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Originally Posted by fotze
But seriously, my brother used to tell me that him and my parents only imagined me and I didn't really exist.
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Oh MAN do I ever wish I had thought of that do to do my sister.
I did tell her we found her in a ditch on the highway but yours is way better. Also continuously got her to smell my feet by convincing her they smelled like flowers and strawberries but once she was old enough to realize these well all lies I didn't really have anything to torment her about.