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Locke · 07-24-2013, 10:23 AM

There should be a special ID card for the childless. So when you go to a restaurant you get special treatment.

"Oh, you dont have children? Come right this way sir, we have a special table in the back so you dont have to share space with these screaming spawn, we also have the real menu, you of course arent going to eat the same swill that we slop into their sucking feed-holes....say, would you like some cognac? On the house...."

Oh, what a world it would be....

07-24-2013, 10:23 AM	#35
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	There should be a special ID card for the childless. So when you go to a restaurant you get special treatment. "Oh, you dont have children? Come right this way sir, we have a special table in the back so you dont have to share space with these screaming spawn, we also have the real menu, you of course arent going to eat the same swill that we slop into their sucking feed-holes....say, would you like some cognac? On the house...." Oh, what a world it would be.... __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.