[CaptainCrunch]

I can't wait for the first time that Tort's blows up at one of the Sedin's.

Or calls out Bieksa for being a moron.

I can just see it now, Tort's standing over Henrik his face red a vein pulsing in his forehead as a huddled Henrik is clutched int he arms of his brother Daniel, tears rolling down their cheeks. Kesler diving across the dressing room in the background while Bieksa gets his neck bolts adjusted.

Some sad song plays in the background, the whole thing filmed in black and white.

Its beautiful man beautiful.