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Originally Posted by Burninator
It starts out with Nike spending more and more time at Under Armour's place. Leave a toothbrush, some clothes, start storing some of his stuff at her place. Nike's place is having some work done so he needs to crash at Under Armour's place for a couple weeks. Come to think of it Nike's place is pretty small and Under Armour's place is closer to his work. Nike is paying rent and next thing you know Nike is on the mortgage and BAM! corporate takeover.
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I love this entire premise. It gets even better when you apply it to things like the Delta/Northwest merger, which for some reason does not allow me to picture anything but an obese Minnesotan and an obese Texan in plane form.