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Old 09-28-2012, 01:46 PM   #37
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First of all, no. Sanitary reasons? Humanity is going to be wiped out by the common cold because we all became whiny, sterile bitches.

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thread title needs to be changed to....

KEN KING - Should we retire the handshake? [Poll Request]
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Probably happens to everyone once in a while

me: "alright brain heading into this handshake, i'm gonna shake this M****F*****s hand so hard i'm gonna break it"

Brain: "acknowledged, preparing to crush hand in manly handshake"

*arm extended hand open and awkward moment catching a finger in the palm or missing the hand and shaking the fingers

Me: "ABORT! ABORT!"
Brain: "Sh*t! we really #####ed that up now we need to chug a beer or blow some ass to reassert manlyness"
Your definition of manliness and mine are not the same, but whatever man...
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