Probably happens to everyone once in a while
me: "alright brain heading into this handshake, i'm gonna shake this M****F*****s hand so hard i'm gonna break it"
Brain: "acknowledged, preparing to crush hand in manly handshake"
*arm extended hand open and awkward moment catching a finger in the palm or missing the hand and shaking the fingers
Me: "ABORT! ABORT!"
Brain: "Sh*t! we really #####ed that up now we need to chug a beer or blow some ass to reassert manlyness"
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