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Originally Posted by hulkrogan
One day I was in the left lane, headed straight through. I know the left turn light is now yellow, but I see a guy coming the opposite direction in the left turn lane, not slowing down. I decided screw it, so as soon as my light turns green, I gun it to the middle of the intersection, then slam on my brakes. The red light runner has to slam on his brakes to not t-bone me, which he does. He starts honking and going into an absolute meltdown of rage. I just point up to my green light for a couple seconds, just long enough for traffic in the right lane to start flowing, and then continue along my way, this DB stuck in the intersection with a car stopped at the red light he blew, and a stream of cars going 90km/h in front of him. He was just absolutely losing it, I laughed all the way to my parent's house.
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This is one of my favorite games. Whenever I'm at the front of the cue, I'm watching for the green, and as soon as it turns I'm going right at whomever decides to run the turning light. Obviously I won't actually hit them, but I will make it close, close enough that I can see the whites in their eyes as they scamper hurriedly across, looking over pale faced in fear at me, believing they are going to get T-boned. The best is when the GF / wife is in the passenger seat. I continue on my merry way laughing out loud imaging the bitching going on in that car as she lays into him for running the light and putting her in mortal danger