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Originally Posted by Puxlut
Seeing as I'm up with the kid and my husband is in bed: does this mean I can give him a vasectomy while he's sleeping?
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Actually surprisingly easy to do. What you need is a) electric rasor b) actual rasor blade c) lanacaine if you want to be gentle d) tennis ball and e) gauze
-shave area
-rub on lanacaine
-put tennis ball in his mouth
-slice open scrotum entirely and get both hands in there. Find vas deferens
-rip it apart (slicing with rasor will lead to clean cut which can heal together)
-forgot to tell you that you need some butterfly bandages. Oops. Use them to keep it closed
Should be good to go. Glad to help.
Oh, and you can trust me, I'm a pharmacist. I know about these kind of medical things