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Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
1) Facial Stubble yep
2) A Little Geeky see my username and avatar
3) Chest Hair well, yeah, but not loads
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie English major, gets teary
5) Grey Hair wtf?
6) Glasses uh-huh
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team uh-huh
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned should describe me in a few months; I am still a bit overweight, but losing weight steadily
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready yep
10) Doesnt care what he eats no, just how much of it
apparently I'm a real catch, which doesn't quite explain why I am so miserably alone. It's a vicious cycle. Women like confidence, but how are you supposed to gain confidence if you've only had one girlfriend and slept with three girls, two of which hated you? Confidence in some other respect? What, do I use 'hey, I got an A+ on my Literary Theory essay' as a pick-up line?
I'm doomed to be alone forever.
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One girlfriend and hammered three girls? I'm hoping your 12 because if your not you might as well re-apply for your virginity card.
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