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Originally Posted by T@T
Took me awhile but "The Church of T@T" is now excepting members.
For a small fee our church will:
1)Make it so you don't have to ever worry about crashing your car and getting hurt.
because you don't need a car..we will sell it for the good of the church
2)Remove that evil stress in your life.
because the only thing you'll ever need the church will supply,Roof over your head,3 meals a day,transportation to and from work.We'll even supply the agent to sell your house for the church.
3)Make you far more healthy.
because all those expensive fatty foods will be removed from your diet and replaced with natural grains,vegetables etc,you'll be far thinner and healthier.
4)Give you the feeling of having a whole new family.
because we believe at the church that your old family and friends are evil so we'll replace them for you.
Maybe the other members can add to the list of good things our church will offer in the future  |
Do hot naked chicks fall under category #2 or perhaps #4? If they do, you can count me in. If not, you can go to hell blasphemer.