[Clever_Iggy]

Originally Posted by 4X4

The most ridiculous thing happened to me this morning. I was going through that stupid intersection at Elbow Dr and Lansdowne Ave, in the right lane. Immediately past the intersection, the two lanes merge. Everyone in the world knows that you criss cross, right? Well, not the mega-###### in the white Toyota SUV. He rode up beside me as though I was in some kind of inferior lane to his and that he had the right to be in front of me. So I played chicken with him. Just kept driving and forced him into the oncoming lane until he slowed down and went behind me.

Stupid prick. The guy in front of me went first, then the guy in front and to the left went second, then me, then d-bag. It's natural flow of traffic. WTF makes you so important, a-hole?

So the guy had two options: either crash into me, or else go behind me. He chose the smarter option, but not before leaning on his horn and flipping me off. So I gave him the good old italian WTF hand signal, and he looked confused. Poor fellah. I'm sure alot of things confuse him.

edit to add that I was indeed in an inferior lane. But that doesn't mean that I wont stand up for my rights!

I'm going to compile your rants/stories into a bathroom reader one day. Great stuff! Continue to run into these types of people on the road and then write on CP about them.