So I'm driving downtown about an hour ago and I'm behind some tool that sloooooows down to 3kph because the light ahead is red. So I'm quietly cursing him when someone pulls into the shoulder beside us so that they can turn right (it was the giant right hand lane on 8th street NB at 5th). Suddenly the d-bag in front of me gets all rankled and speeds up and pushes over to the right to keep the guy from passing and turning. So I have an aneurism... I can handle poor driving, but now this guy is just being a complete a-hole. I'm in my truck just swearing at the guy telling him he's the idiot, not the guy trying to pass, calling him a f-ing moron and all the bad words that come to mind... And he sees me in the rearview swearing at him.... So what does he do? Decides to turn as well (I was signalling) and once we're around the corner, he rolls his window down to ask me if I want to fight. I replied with something to the effect of "I'd rather give you a f-ing driving lesson, you moron." And of course, he follows for a block or two flipping me off and waving his fist....
Yeah, because I'm going to join you in mental ######ation and fight you because you can't drive. F*** this city has some of the biggest idiots on the road.
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