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Originally Posted by Ice
When my son was three weeks old, he was having issues and the doctor had me give him prune juice. I must've given him too much because his ass literally exploded and runny poop was everywhere. It seriously shot from his changing table about 8 feet away to his closet door and everything in between, the walls, the dresser and everything on the shelves of his changing table. Maybe it was hormones, but I cleaned him up and actually went and cried for 15 minutes before getting myself together and cleaning up that huge poopy mess. I can still hear that booming, awful sound in my head.
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Jeezuz thanks for the laugh Ice...this is pure gold! Reminds me of the time my wife and I heard roaring laughter from our 3 year old sons bedroom. This was 10oclock at night...long after he should have been snoozing. I went down the hall, opened the door, switched on the light and there he was, diaper stripped off and in hand...twirling it around his head like a cowboy twirls a rope. The diaper was full of runny poop before he started spinning it. Needless to say the artwork on the walls, crib, and himself was a sight to be seen, and smelled. I almost puked that night. My son will never live that day down for the rest of his sorry arse life!