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Originally Posted by Save Us Sutter
Another time I woke up in a strange apartment, naked and alone. Very small apartment with no identifying information (pictures, notes, whatever). I had no memory of who's it was or how i got there. I waited for a little bit to see who would show up, but I started to get paranoid so I left. Walked outside and my car is parked out front... with a ticket for illegally parking.
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Wow. You win for sure. That sounds like the premise of a horror movie.
I'm an absolute rummy with hundreds of drunken nights-out behind me but I am apparently a really boring drunk. Awful dancing and ill-advised wisecracks are about the wildest my dumb drinking escapades get.
One time I did come perilously close to asking someone to marry me. We were attending a wedding that featured an open bar, a couple clearly destined for divorce and a gratis swank hotel room for us. She would have said yes, there is no doubt about it.
Thankfully when we got back to the room she went to the bathroom and I passed out before I was able to perform my spontaneous and tequila-fueled proposal.
I was severely scolded in the morning for wearing my shoes to bed.