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Originally Posted by foofighter15
It was ballsy of them too because we are all big guys so I would assume that they broke in just when we were walking in. Either way, I have alot of crap down there right now because I'm getting ready to move. So as Im sure you guys would guess my first concern was the guitars and drums and all that stuff, but I was happy to see that they were all still there. The only thing that got damaged in the whole situation....one of my foo fighters poster.
Naturally, I've moved everything now so that if they come back they wont see it there anymore.
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Get yourself a parrott for the basement and teach em these lines
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."