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Originally Posted by calf
Paris Hilton...
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Double jimmy-hat and you're good to go!
Let's face it, if you're a guy the only thing limiting what woman you sleep with voluntarily is how many beer you've had:
0 beers: she needs to pass the "my friends won't laugh if I tell them I slept with her" test
3-4 beers: between ages 18-55, doesn't smell bad
8-9 beers: is female, preferably human but not necessarily
12-15 beers: I love you blanky! Let me show you how much! Oooh, warm!
However, Penelope Cruz is a skeletal hag, Katie Holmes looks like a monstrous baby with hair, and Cameron Diaz is a vapid ditz who exudes all the sexiness of a bag of rats. Not saying I wouldn't do 'em, I just would bitterly reproach myself later and blame it on peer pressure.