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Originally Posted by Wookie
Sign me up for the shallow group.
When I was looking online this is kinda how it went
Get a smile or message
If there is a picture
1. Is she decent looking and does she look athletic?
2. if athletic/attractive, move to lame story, then check height, body description and age.
3. if no, delete smile/mail message etc.
If no picture
1. Go straight to age/height/body type and interests
2. If younger than me, above 5'4" and has checked fit/thin and sounds like she'd be an athlete, I'll read lame story
3. If my age, older - really scrutinize the other stats to see if they'd fit the "athletic" profile.
4. If box is checked average, or anything else, I'd just delete.
1. The description. If it talked about what a strong willed person I am, how I'm motivated, have goals, life is about this... actually I don't know what else it saw cause it's usually deleted by then. You've already bored me and I don't see it getting any better.
2. The description. If it's somewhat funny, they say they're into sports, I laugh while reading it - they make some joke and don't take themselves really seriously I'll probably have my interests raised and see if I can take it somewhere.
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When I look online (which I don't)
1) Looks like a relative - no
2) Still Breathing - Yes
3) Picture of more then one cat in her picture - No
4) no apparent hole in her throat - "Yes"
5) Between the ages of 18 and 96 - It'll do
6) In picture small planet is orbiting her - meh
7) T-shirt she's wearing says "Relax!!" and she's got a girl mullet - Yes