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Russic
02-18-2010, 01:38 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/calgary/story/2010/02/18/calgary-baby-names-alberta-popular.html?ref=rss

Look I know people are dumb, but how can this happen? I might even give a pass if you named your kid Eric Lindross *LastName*, but all one first name?

In other news, Olivia and Ethan seem to be the top names for girls and boys. I actually know 4 couples that have named their baby Olivia in the last year. One even got annoyed that somebody else (a 5th couple I don't know) had the audacity to also name their girl Olivia.

Looking at the top 3 boys names I can't help but notice all 3 are Lost characters. More than likely it's attributed to the fact that Lost has several thousand characters, but it's still funny to me.

http://grab.by/2vTS

Yeah_Baby
02-18-2010, 01:39 PM
I'm out of the top 10! Yay! I'm unique again! Until I get in a room with a bunch of other 80s babies.

Edit: My cousin had a baby last year and named him Logan. My other cousin and I kept making X-men references.

Russic
02-18-2010, 01:41 PM
Ya we named our kid Liam. It was a top 15-20 name over the past few years, but now it's #2. We'll be hearing about that in a few years for sure.

Komskies
02-18-2010, 01:42 PM
What a golden quote:

"Hockey player Eric Lindros may have been the inspiration for one Alberta baby's name."

http://medicblog999.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/captainobvious.jpg

awildermode
02-18-2010, 01:43 PM
I'm out of the top 10! Yay! I'm unique again! Until I get in a room with a bunch of other 80s babies.

Edit: My cousin had a baby last year and named him Logan. My other cousin and I kept making X-men references.


no parent is dumb enough to give them my name...although there is another one with my same first and last name, sometimes i get his emails.

Resolute 14
02-18-2010, 01:44 PM
Personally, I think Ericlindross' parents were quite thoughtful. They not only gave the kid a name that will get him beat up repeatedly, but by misspelling "Ericlindros", they have also giving the bullies an excuse to beat him up.

KTrain
02-18-2010, 01:44 PM
My wife and I were speaking with a nurse about this list and she told us that they compile the names from the forms that are filled out at the hospital and are not always the "official" names of the babies. If the parents haven't given their child a name prior to leaving the hospital they sometimes put other things in its place. I guess it's a logistical/database nightmare. That's why there are some names on the list like "Boy" or "Girl".

That being said, Kal-El and Lightning are awesome names for your kid.

Also, throwing a "y" into your child's name doesn't make it unique.

Stranger
02-18-2010, 01:45 PM
I guess Aiden, Braydon, Kaydon, Jaydon, Haydon have run their course.

Komskies
02-18-2010, 01:48 PM
What about Shariquemay? Lasheekwa? Dafonzo? Ladamlian Tomlinson?

Ozy_Flame
02-18-2010, 01:51 PM
How many want to bet that "Logan" was the product of the X-Men and Wolverine Hollywood flicks? Good lord I hope we don't see "Deadpool" in 2012.

Regulator75
02-18-2010, 01:51 PM
I'm gonna name my kid Nightcrawler.

tete
02-18-2010, 01:52 PM
My wife and I were speaking with a nurse about this list and she told us that they compile the names from the forms that are filled out at the hospital and are not always the "official" names of the babies. If the parents haven't given their child a name prior to leaving the hospital they sometimes put other things in its place. I guess it's a logistical/database nightmare. That's why there are some names on the list like "Boy" or "Girl".

That being said, Kal-El and Lightning are awesome names for your kid.

Also, throwing a "y" into your child's name doesn't make it unique.

I think the standard is "Baby Boy" or "Baby Girl" lastname if no name is chosen/given before leaving the hospital. Friends of ours adopted two newborns and since they would register the birth after the wait period was over - the baby left with "Baby Girl" as the name registered with Alberta Health.

Dear lord, there are some awful names out there - I feel sorry for the kids.

burn_this_city
02-18-2010, 01:56 PM
Hopefully the kid doesnt have a problem with concussions or blows to the head.

Bertuzzied
02-18-2010, 01:56 PM
no parent is dumb enough to give them my name...although there is another one with my same first and last name, sometimes i get his emails.

Mike Hunt?

I feel sorry for any kid named Noah which was one of the fad names from a few years back.

Regulator75
02-18-2010, 02:06 PM
Let's bring back some classic old school names.

Clarence, Gertrude, Blanche, Harold, Beverly, Phyllis, Albert, Eugene, Wanda, Norma, Patsy, Herbert, Ruth, Mildred, Florence, Gladys, Ethel, Walter, Fred, Eleanor, Stanley, Ernest, Hazel, Esther, Doris, Alfred, Leonard, Elmer, Norman, Herman, Bessie, Myrtle, Viola, Clyde, Clifford, Rose, Edna, Roy,

Flame Of Liberty
02-18-2010, 02:10 PM
Edit: My cousin had a baby last year and named him Logan. My other cousin and I kept making X-men references.

http://www.renault-dacia-logan.com/photo-dacia-logan-mcv/dacia-logan-mcv-02.jpg

Puppet Guy
02-18-2010, 02:13 PM
I initially wanted to name my kid "Darth", but the wife talked me out of it.

Komskies
02-18-2010, 02:13 PM
Let's bring back some classic old school names.

Clarence, Gertrude, Blanche, Harold, Beverly, Phyllis, Albert, Eugene, Wanda, Norma, Patsy, Herbert, Ruth, Mildred, Florence, Gladys, Ethel, Walter, Fred, Eleanor, Stanley, Ernest, Hazel, Esther, Doris, Alfred, Leonard, Elmer, Norman, Herman, Bessie, Myrtle, Viola, Clyde, Clifford, Rose, Edna, Roy,

George, Howard, Donald, Pete, Randy, Harvey, Harry

Yeah_Baby
02-18-2010, 02:22 PM
How many want to bet that "Logan" was the product of the X-Men and Wolverine Hollywood flicks? Good lord I hope we don't see "Deadpool" in 2012.

Would you settle for Wade?

pope04
02-18-2010, 02:34 PM
Ya we named our kid Liam. It was a top 15-20 name over the past few years, but now it's #2. We'll be hearing about that in a few years for sure.

My Liam's eleven, and when my wife and I considered the name - well before he was conceived - we thought we were soooo original.

Yeah_Baby
02-18-2010, 02:36 PM
Kal-El is such a super name.

Komskies
02-18-2010, 02:38 PM
My Liam's eleven, and when my wife and I considered the name - well before he was conceived - we thought we were soooo original.

Your Liam is 11. Which means he was born in 1999. Star Wars - The Phantom Menace came out in 1999. Liam Neeson played one of the main characters, Qui-Gon Jinn.

Is your son a Jedi?

GreenTeaFrapp
02-18-2010, 02:38 PM
Isn't Liam just a short form of William?

pope04
02-18-2010, 02:39 PM
Your Liam is 11. Which means he was born in 1999. Star Wars - The Phantom Menace came out in 1999. Liam Neeson played one of the main characters, Qui-Gon Jinn.

Is your son a Jedi?

Nope. He was born in 1998.

Komskies
02-18-2010, 02:41 PM
Nope. He was born in 1998.

*waves hand*

"This is not the birth year you are looking for."

mykalberta
02-18-2010, 02:42 PM
Who names their kid boss?

Rankor maybe, boss - umm no.

Russic
02-18-2010, 02:44 PM
Personally, I think Ericlindross' parents were quite thoughtful. They not only gave the kid a name that will get him beat up repeatedly, but by misspelling "Ericlindros", they have also giving the bullies an excuse to beat him up.

lol didn't even notice that.

Isn't Liam just a short form of William?

Yes it's the celtic version.

Nope. He was born in 1998.

I wonder if there were any other famous Liams in 1998?





http://blog.taragana.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/liam-gallagher.jpg

The Yen Man
02-18-2010, 02:44 PM
I'm naming my kid Thanos, after the baddest mofo in the universe!

Kybosh
02-18-2010, 02:45 PM
I wish my first name was Anfernee. Then I'd get respeck.

DropIt
02-18-2010, 02:57 PM
I went to school with a kid who's name is Justin Case

Guest1
02-18-2010, 03:37 PM
Also, throwing a "y" into your child's name doesn't make it unique.

Screw you. ;) It's because browna likes his Rye...

I wish I could go back in time and call my daughter "Abeer"...

jeremywilhelm
02-18-2010, 03:41 PM
I'm naming one kid Willow, one Alexander, and one Buffy.

habernac
02-18-2010, 03:42 PM
lol didn't even notice that.



Yes it's the celtic version.



I wonder if there were any other famous Liams in 1998?





http://blog.taragana.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/liam-gallagher.jpg

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/liam_neeson_photo.jpg

Ozy_Flame
02-18-2010, 03:44 PM
Would you settle for Wade?

I would actually, I think it's an awesome name!

That said, I have been dead-set on naming my first child Hugo. This is, IMO, the greatest name ever produced based on the sheer nerd-value it holds.

You Need a Thneed
02-18-2010, 03:45 PM
Here's the full news release. (http://www.alberta.ca/acn/201002/27846E1BFDECE-B8BF-9F03-B090FE28D7C70262.html)

Locke
02-18-2010, 03:47 PM
I'd name my kid Jorje. Boy or Girl, doesnt matter.

Whitest. Jorje. Evar.

KTrain
02-18-2010, 03:51 PM
haha. I was really referring to Amazyn, Fyre and Whysper from the story.

Screw you. ;) It's because browna likes his Rye...

I wish I could go back in time and call my daughter "Abeer"...

awildermode
02-18-2010, 03:56 PM
someone should name their kid Scottstevenss (with 2 S's), then they could play together.

narbeZ
02-19-2010, 06:23 PM
I always wished my parents named me Logan instead of Matthew. Logan is such an awesome name.

Ironhorse
02-19-2010, 06:41 PM
Somebody also called their girl Uniquewa...

[Facepalm]

tete
02-19-2010, 06:45 PM
Oy...

Geographic names were also represented in parents’ choices with Aztlan, Bronx, Cairo, Egypt, Nashville, Oakland, Reno, Rome and Venice for boys; and Alabama, Britain, Jerusalem, Maligne, Montana, Manhattan, Persia, Tennessee and Tijuana for girls.

Anyone want to bet the child named Tijuana was born with a STD? :blink:

united
02-19-2010, 07:49 PM
My kid is totally going to be Wolfgang, yeah that's right, Wolfgang.

I always wished my parents named me Logan instead of Matthew. Logan is such an awesome name.
What difference would it make? You would still get called C**k regardless.

Finny61
02-19-2010, 08:10 PM
Some fan of Lost is going to name twin boys Jacob and Smokey, I can just see it.

tvp2003
02-19-2010, 08:41 PM
With the Olympics, I wonder how many little girls will be named Maëlle this year...

chalms04
02-19-2010, 09:04 PM
Hopefully the kid doesnt have a problem with concussions or blows to the head.
Sounds like the parents might have been dropped or shaken as children

chalms04
02-19-2010, 09:06 PM
Unusual names for girls included Albertarose, Amazyn, Comfort, Epic, Fury, Fyre, Halleluya, Infiniti, Mischiefs, Mystique, Peanut, Twinkle, Victory and Whysper.
At least we'll have a fresh crop of strippers in 18 years.

dissentowner
02-19-2010, 09:08 PM
The weirdest name by far I have ever heard was a funeral director in Dorchester ON. who's parents were nice enough to name him Itchy. His last name is Dick. Most people know him as Ike though as that is what he tells the general public his first name is. That is some messed up parents!

Gallick
02-19-2010, 09:27 PM
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Shazam
02-20-2010, 11:57 AM
I'm naming my boy Mike. My last name is Hunt.

onetwo_threefour
02-20-2010, 12:07 PM
The weirdest name by far I have ever heard was a funeral director in Dorchester ON. who's parents were nice enough to name him Itchy. His last name is Dick. Most people know him as Ike though as that is what he tells the general public his first name is. That is some messed up parents!

I know I've told this story before so I'm fata'ing myself but I knew a guy in high school named Paul Lickers. In Grade 11 someone found out that his real first name was Richard. From then on he became Dick Lickers....

Yeah_Baby
02-20-2010, 12:08 PM
I always wished my parents named me Logan instead of Matthew. Logan is such an awesome name.

Matt is an awesome name. Don't be hatin'

Shazam
02-20-2010, 12:08 PM
I actually know an Anita Ho.

OutOfTheCube
02-20-2010, 12:12 PM
Atlas is a badass name for a boy. I'ma campaign for that when if I have one (probably fail, but whatever, worth a shot).

dissentowner
02-20-2010, 12:34 PM
I'm naming my boy Mike. My last name is Hunt.

There is a guy in town here with that name. When he was in school they always made sure they said Michael Hunt.

Shazam
02-20-2010, 01:17 PM
Machismo Maximus is a man's name.

Shazam
02-20-2010, 01:20 PM
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