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Old 12-14-2010, 09:55 PM   #1
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:58 PM   #2
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17 years old with a guy almost 60?

good for the father.
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I laughed out loud when I saw the loaf of bread because I thought it was an add, rather than a picture. hahaha
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He tried to break up with her after, but he didn't have the balls.

You had to see that comin.
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He tried to break up with her after, but he didn't have the balls.

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Father of the Year.
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He tried to break up with her after, but he didn't have the balls.

You had to see that comin.
He sought his own revenge with a shotgun but ended up shooting blanks.
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I just wanted to point out that this thread was at the top of the page just now, with "Looking for a butcher" right below it.... Just saying.....
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Father of the Year.
Really? 16+1 day or 18-1 day? When I was 17 I was off to college with almost no adult supervision whatsoever. If I slept with a 60 year old I would have been met with WTFs and back slapping. I won't hesitate in agreeing that it's pretty creepy to be dating 17 year olds when you're 60, but castrating someone for it makes you 'Father of the Year'?

Think about it. He castrated a guy. This was a good idea to him. Castrating someone. I don't know if it's the double standard that creeps me out or the outright barbarism being applauded that creeps me out.
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Really? 16+1 day or 18-1 day? When I was 17 I was off to college with almost no adult supervision whatsoever. If I slept with a 60 year old I would have been met with WTFs and back slapping. I won't hesitate in agreeing that it's pretty creepy to be dating 17 year olds when you're 60, but castrating someone for it makes you 'Father of the Year'?

Think about it. He castrated a guy. This was a good idea to him. Castrating someone. I don't know if it's the double standard that creeps me out or the outright barbarism being applauded that creeps me out.
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Really? 16+1 day or 18-1 day? When I was 17 I was off to college with almost no adult supervision whatsoever. If I slept with a 60 year old I would have been met with WTFs and back slapping. I won't hesitate in agreeing that it's pretty creepy to be dating 17 year olds when you're 60, but castrating someone for it makes you 'Father of the Year'?

Think about it. He castrated a guy. This was a good idea to him. Castrating someone. I don't know if it's the double standard that creeps me out or the outright barbarism being applauded that creeps me out.
I don't know how old you are, I'm 20, but imagine this. You find out your daughter, 17 years old (hell make her 18), is dating a man 3 times her age. Would you be ok with that?

I probably wouldn't cut his balls off, but I'd have more than just a discussion with him.
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For sporting sake I'd give him a 5 second head start.

And I'd use a crossbow.

That is just disgusting, the only thing missing is the old dude carrying bottles of roofies in his fannypack disguised as vitamins.
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I don't know how old you are, I'm 20, but imagine this. You find out your daughter, 17 years old (hell make her 18), is dating a man 3 times her age. Would you be ok with that?

I probably wouldn't cut his balls off, but I'd have more than just a discussion with him.
sure, but the daughter is an adult, and dude, seriously, if you are a 60 year old and an 18 year old wants you, a lot of guys would be over all that (i would imagine anyways).

sounds like more of an issue between the father and daughter quite frankly...the poor 60 year old with the active libido simply got caught (cut) in the middle
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I don't know how old you are, I'm 20, but imagine this. You find out your daughter, 17 years old (hell make her 18), is dating a man 3 times her age. Would you be ok with that?

I probably wouldn't cut his balls off, but I'd have more than just a discussion with him.

Yeah, just think how much flak a guy in his mid-late 20s would take for having relations with a 17 year old. Now imagine that guy's dad going for those same girls. Ewwww. Our societal norms teach us that there is an acceptable age limit and anyone who breaks those norms get a lot of heat. For a guy who is 27 and a girl who is 17 the 10 years becomes relatively unimportant when one is 57 and the other is 47.

But when the guy is old enough to be her friggin' grandfather? That is just plain gross and wrong.
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It's not like the guy raped his daughter though, it's consensual. To condone castrating a man with bread knife is rather creepy IMO.

I mean, who knows why the 17 year old dated the 60 year old. Maybe he was buying her a lot of nice things, maybe she just has a weird old guy fetish. But if it was 100% consensual and the guy didn't do anything fishy (like give her drugs or some weird mind control), then the father had no right and deserves all the punishment he's going to get.
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If they are both consenting adults I don't see the big deal. Michael Douglas and Warren Beatty were still pumping girls that age when they were 57. Good for them too.

Sure it may be weird but anyone condoning castration in this scenario is seriously messed up.
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