09-02-2009, 07:47 PM
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First Line Centre
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Seals launch all out assault against humanity
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...hub=TopStories
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When Caleigh did pop back up, she said the seal grabbed her, and the neighbour confirmed he watched the seal leap out of the water and grab the girl by the wrist from the edge of the dock.
Cunning says his daughter has been treated in hospital for puncture wounds to her hand but is otherwise OK, though she thinks it was very rude of the seal not to ask if she wanted to go for a swim.
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No word yet on whether or not the Canadian Forces have mobilized in time. Hopefully it is not too late.
The Canadian government has yet to comment on the invasion.
We all knew this day would come.
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09-02-2009, 07:51 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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I for one welcome our new seal overlords. Also, we should exterminate all seals. Sweet, got em both, that's what's up.
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09-02-2009, 07:53 PM
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Referee
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This is all PETA's/the EU's fault. If they let us club the seals like usual, the seals would know their place and not forget, yo.
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09-02-2009, 09:23 PM
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Location: SW Ontario
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Go Seals Go!
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09-02-2009, 09:25 PM
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Hilarious
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09-02-2009, 09:25 PM
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if you turn your back on the seal, it'll kill you and everyone you care about!
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09-02-2009, 09:25 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
This is all PETA's/the EU's fault. If they let us club the seals like usual, the seals would know their place and not forget, yo.
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however, the warranty is voided if the seal is broken
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09-02-2009, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by starseed
No word yet on whether or not the Canadian Forces have mobilized in time. Hopefully it is not too late.
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They otter seal off the ocean, that's what they otter do.
Also, otters are not seals.
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09-02-2009, 09:29 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Originally Posted by RockOnRoberts
however, the warranty is voided if the seal is broken
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You gotta post the pic if you're going to use the line 
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09-02-2009, 09:31 PM
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how long before the NDP blame this on global warming?
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09-02-2009, 10:31 PM
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I think the girl may have had a bucket, and was recruited by the by the walruses in order to retrieve said bucket. Cause you know.. the walruses don't want to get their hands dirty.. all the evidence you need:
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09-03-2009, 02:22 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Location: beautiful calgary alberta
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seals just eat all the good fish..they should be killed
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09-03-2009, 04:32 AM
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Don't f*** with seals.
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09-03-2009, 07:08 AM
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They will crush us, like clams upon their bellies!
(the otters that is)
Last edited by jeremywilhelm; 09-03-2009 at 07:13 AM.
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09-03-2009, 09:09 AM
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"Why do the humans knock down trees to build tables, when they have perfectly good bellies to eat on?"
Is it weird that I read the entire post thinking it was a NAVY seal? Wow he punctured her hand? Thats kind of weird.. why did he even grab her I wonder? Were the first thoughts in my head.
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09-03-2009, 09:55 AM
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Norm!
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Between the dolphin rape squads and now the Seal kidnappers, I have a feeling that JAckie Tran is making his move for world domination.
Or beast master.
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09-03-2009, 10:23 AM
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Chick Magnet
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A 49-year-old triathlete in this mountain town about 275 km west of Calgary was training in an area lake for an upcoming Ironman competition when he had the surprise of his life — an angry otter viciously attacking his leg
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http://www.calgarysun.com/news/alber....html?link=rss
The otters are attacking too
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09-03-2009, 10:24 AM
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09-03-2009, 10:36 AM
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I suppose it was really only a matter of time....
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