06-18-2009, 12:28 PM
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Missed the bus
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No Sex for 3 Months.
This is going to be hellish. I'm getting Married Sept 19th and agreed a long time ago that to make the Honeymoon extra special that we will abstain from the deed for 90 days prior. Friday is D-day for me.
That agreement was made with some terrible, terrible forsight on my part.
Anyone else do something similar?
Last edited by alltherage; 08-25-2010 at 10:15 AM.
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06-18-2009, 12:28 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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After 90 days do you revert back to being a virgin?
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06-18-2009, 12:29 PM
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Franchise Player
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Location: Waterloo, Ontario
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06-18-2009, 12:29 PM
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Location: Calgary
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extra special?
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06-18-2009, 12:30 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
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How does this make the Honeymoon extra special? It will only make your Honeymoon extra pre-mature.
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06-18-2009, 12:30 PM
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something else haha
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this doesnt make too much sense
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06-18-2009, 12:30 PM
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With her, or sex in general. Depending on which, it could be a fun 90 days!
For most guys, Im sure you could get the same "longing" effect if it was a week or 3 months. Or less.
Besides, no guy is going to go 3 months without taking matters into his own hands.
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06-18-2009, 12:31 PM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Define abstain.
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06-18-2009, 12:32 PM
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I've never understood this agreement to abstain for a period of time to make it more special. That train has already left the station, you know?
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06-18-2009, 12:33 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SportsJunky
I've never understood this agreement to abstain for a period of time to make it more special. That train has already left the station, you know?
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Its a woman's internal anti-slut mechanism kicking in. Think of it as practice for when (or if) she gets pregnant.
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06-18-2009, 12:34 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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You sir have been tricked.
Once your married, you get to abstain for life.
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06-18-2009, 12:34 PM
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I think if you want to make it extra special - bring one of the bride's maids along!
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06-18-2009, 12:35 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Table 5
With her, or sex in general. Depending on which, it could be a fun 90 days!
For most guys, Im sure you could get the same "longing" effect if it was a week or 3 months. Or less.
Besides, no guy is going to go 3 months without taking matters into his own hands.
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Yeah I can see the wedding video now
Priest - "You may kiss the bride"
She slowly turns to her beloved, they tenderly kiss.
Priest - "I now introduce you to Mr and Mrs frazzlenervers"
He turns around to face the wedding guests with a smile on his face
Bystander - "Nicer boner loser"
Edit: don't woman know that if we don't get regular sex that we can die from CSB. What are mothers teaching their daughters nowadays cause they're doing it wrong.
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06-18-2009, 12:36 PM
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She just wants to get you ready for married life. After that 90 days will be like if you went more than 3 days now.
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06-18-2009, 12:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alltherage
This is going to be hellish. I'm getting Married Sept 19th and agreed a long time ago that to make the Honeymoon extra special that we will abstain from the deed for 90 days prior. Friday is D-day for me.
That agreement was made with some terrible, terrible forsight on my part.
Anyone else do something similar?
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Do you, uh, mean abstain just from her or do other women count in these 90 days?
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06-18-2009, 12:37 PM
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Missed the bus
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
Define abstain.
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Well... only intercourse is out of bounds. Bj's, Hj's, all that jazz are still fair game.
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06-18-2009, 12:41 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alltherage
Well... only intercourse is out of bounds. Bj's, Hj's, all that jazz are still fair game.
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Well you'd better enjoy it then because after your marriage thats going to be a fond and long lost memory.
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06-18-2009, 12:43 PM
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"practicing" can only take you so far. once "game time" approaches, you will be off your game. takes time to get back into "game" shape.
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06-18-2009, 12:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alltherage
Well... only intercourse is out of bounds. Bj's, Hj's, all that jazz are still fair game.
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Does jazz include the service entrance? If so, then you are fine. If not, then you will grow tired of all the jobs unless they are performed with the zeal of a cult member.
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06-18-2009, 12:44 PM
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Now I understand why you don't want strippers at your stag. That could get quite messy.
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