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Old 06-11-2008, 07:58 PM   #1
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10. Asks what the red/blue squares are about.

9. Thinks Locke is funny. (Just kidding ... you're hilarious Locke)

8. Asks 4x4 what he thinks of slow drivers

7. Quotes that "Other Board" or Eklund as a valid source

6. Starts a Bring Back Ference/Kobasew/Fleury thread

5. Starts a Trade Iggy thread

4. Calls out Cowperson

3. Asks what a Fata is.

2. Takes offense to something Fotze says, and a regular says "You must be new around here. That's just Fotze. Never mind him" or "Don't feed the Fotze"

1. Asks who Bingo is
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:07 PM   #2
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10a. Asks whats with Hookers and Blow?
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:10 PM   #3
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10a. Asks whats with Hookers and Blow?
Ya, there's a bunch of them alright. I left out "What's a Hale Storm", who's "Polyanna, Jim Shergill, etc" and "Who is the poster that shan't be named", among a few others.
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:13 PM   #4
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Oh god I miss the President.
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:16 PM   #5
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Oh god I miss the President.
He was hands down the best poster ever on CP!

"It's not necessary to call Mr. Slick"

LOL!
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:18 PM   #6
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I suppose I'm still a little new here, cause i've got no idea who Polyanna or Jim Shergill is...and the poster who shan't be named...was it Lanny or Jordon or somebody completely different?

And I'll agree with you on that REDVAN. Last I saw him he was over at hfboards making a ***Official Chill-Down Thread*** or something to that effect haha...man he was legendary.
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:23 PM   #7
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Why was The President banned anyway?

I thought it was totally unfair. He as a Flames fan from Quebec, he was francophone so his english came across funny or a little blunt sometimes. I totally think he needs to be unbanned. He was the nicest funniest guy.
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:24 PM   #8
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He was hands down the best poster ever on CP!

"It's not necessary to call Mr. Slick"

LOL!
Everyone of his posts should be in the hall of fame..
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:25 PM   #9
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Why was The President banned anyway?

I thought it was totally unfair. He as a Flames fan from Quebec, he was francophone so his english came across funny or a little blunt sometimes. I totally think he needs to be unbanned. He was the nicest funniest guy.
the president was epic!
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:29 PM   #10
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I suppose I'm still a little new here, cause i've got no idea who Polyanna or Jim Shergill is...and the poster who shan't be named...was it Lanny or Jordon or somebody completely different?

And I'll agree with you on that REDVAN. Last I saw him he was over at hfboards making a ***Official Chill-Down Thread*** or something to that effect haha...man he was legendary.
I left those out because they are kind of obscure alright, and I figured it was unfair to expect new CPers to know them ... and even longer-term CPers for that matter. As for who the poster is that shan't be named, I can't tell you. He shan't be named.
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:39 PM   #11
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Or they take some of Halifax's posts in the GDT's seriously.
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:45 PM   #12
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Why was The President banned anyway?

I thought it was totally unfair. He as a Flames fan from Quebec, he was francophone so his english came across funny or a little blunt sometimes. I totally think he needs to be unbanned. He was the nicest funniest guy.
He was banned? I thought he just left on a great adventure then would return to us with wonderful tales.
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:46 PM   #13
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First post is a trade proposal
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11. Posters not understanding that REDVAN and 4x4 invented the "We own the left lane - please stay to the right" coment.
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I still don't know the "other board" and "the poster that shan't be named". I think I was going to ask these questions a long time ago but then I forgot.

Someone PM me, the suspense is killing me.
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Old 06-11-2008, 09:07 PM   #16
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Who's Bingo?
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Old 06-11-2008, 09:16 PM   #17
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I missed the whole "hale storm" thing.. Maybe its cause i hang out in the OT board and rarely venture over to the hockey board
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Old 06-11-2008, 09:19 PM   #18
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12. Loves coolers

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Old 06-11-2008, 09:24 PM   #19
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They incorrectly call Polly Peena, Pollyanna.
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Old 06-11-2008, 09:28 PM   #20
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I have already asked about the squares. Eklund is my hero, he has such divine insight...

Is the other board cf.com?

I figured out fata all by my lonesome.

I am pretty sure that with the rules on this board even Fotze would have a hard time offending me.
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