[Bump] Hooker and/or Blow

[ken0042]

If it was your mom but she didn't charge me, does that still count?

[REDVAN]

haha!

I always wanted to see the actual Hookers and Blow thread and here it is. I have not had either one

[Torture]

Nope.

I had a roomie for awhile that did blow though....we ended up kicking him out cause he wasn't paying rent or looking for a job. When he left he got his mom to give us a cheque for $1000+, and was living off of overdraft and visa bills of over $2000. Nice.

Funny story though, when the Shaw guy came to set up our internet the modem went in his room...and he had a gram of coke right in the open that would be very hard for the Shaw guy not to notice.

[Bend it like Bourgeois]

Originally Posted by ken0042

If it was your mom but she didn't charge me, does that still count?

so you're fotze's dad?

[Burninator]

An official hookers and blow thread is long over due.

I've never done either. The closest I've got to hookers would be my lap dances in Vegas. That transaction was only a couple thin layers of fabric from a felony. Actually I don't think I've even seen blow in real life. But if movies have taught me anything the place I would see blow would be in the crack of a high class hooker. And since I haven't experienced the company of a hooker either I haven't seen any blow. I'm sure once I try one, the other will naturally be involved. Dare to dream.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by Torture

Nope.

I had a roomie for awhile that did blow though....we ended up kicking him out cause he wasn't paying rent or looking for a job. When he left he got his mom to give us a cheque for $1000+, and was living off of overdraft and visa bills of over $2000. Nice.

Funny story though, when the Shaw guy came to set up our internet the modem went in his room...and he had a gram of coke right in the open that would be very hard for the Shaw guy not to notice.

trust me, they've seen MUCH worse. i talk with those techs all day on the phone, a lot of them have some very interesting stories to tell

as for the thread, no hookers and the closest to blow would be watching friends in high school who did it. my drug rule of thumb was that if was natural (weed, shrooms) then God wanted me to have it

[spydermal]

I have had neither, but if the blow was off a hooker, I might seriously consider.

[Eddie Bronze]

fotze my friend, I am as clean as a whistle and always have been. These hookers and blow that you speak of, I believe they are closely related to crack-heads, needles sticking out of your arm, homelessness and other various nasty things that are all dirty. Clean baby, as a whistle! Wherever the hell that saying came from...

[flamey_mcflame]

I'm not saying I've done either, but if you substitute the word hooker for escort, it's hypothetically possible.I have mentally blocked out all my memories between the ages of 20-25. Aaaah good times, I mean if I were to remember them....therefore I can't really say yes or no to that question.

[Thor]

No hookers, done blow a few times.

[arsenal]

no to both hookers and blow.
Interesting twist though.. if you are dating a hooker, does that count?

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Thor

No hookers, done blow a few times.

x2

[driveway]

Really? No one going to cop to it? *sigh* If I must, I must.

Have done blow, will do it again - this weekend maybe, if it presents itself. Hell of a drug, that one. Don't recommend it for those who are a) insecure, b) prone to addiction, c) have more money than brains, or d) have little to no experience with narcotics.

The hooker *cough*. She was a girl I knew... found out she had a different job than I thought. She wanted me to help pay for a trip to Australia for the two of us by engaging in acts of a sexual nature on film, which we would sell online (6.99 a minute). First however, we needed to 'get to know each other'. So we had a series of 'team building exercises' where we got to know each other very well indeed.

Eventually, there proved to be too much red-tape standing between me and my dream of being an actual porn-star (that and I met the girl I'm dating now). So our appearances on film were limited to two private shows for a Floridian guy who had a thing for shoes.

The only time I've seen her since then, she got onto a bus I was on; we made eye contact and she turned around and walked straight back off the bus.

[Torture]

The hooker *cough*. She was a girl I knew... found out she had a different job than I thought. She wanted me to help pay for a trip to Australia for the two of us by engaging in acts of a sexual nature on film, which we would sell online (6.99 a minute). First however, we needed to 'get to know each other'. So we had a series of 'team building exercises' where we got to know each other very well indeed.

Somebody give this man a red square!

[Temporary_User]

Originally Posted by Thor

No hookers, done blow a few times.

x3

[spydermal]

Originally Posted by fotze

Crazy, I have heard it feels like winning the Stanley Cup, is that true? or was that some guy bullcrapping me?

and no this is no endorsement of the drug and no, i will not try it no matter the answer.

Add the hooker and you too can feel like Chris Pronger on Edmonton's run to the finals.

[driveway]

Originally Posted by fotze

Crazy, I have heard it feels like winning the Stanley Cup, is that true? or was that some guy bullcrapping me?

No, that is complete and utter bullcrap. Cocaine feels like... it doesn't actually feel like much. You're energetic, confident - very confident, opinionated, and feel stunningly sober and kinda would just like to do a little more blow if anyone has any.

[flamey_mcflame]

Originally Posted by fotze

Crazy, I have heard it feels like winning the Stanley Cup, is that true? or was that some guy bullcrapping me?

and no this is no endorsement of the drug and no, i will not try it no matter the answer.

The first snort makes you feel like a king. Thats no lie. But over time, the drug takes over. I'd never endorse it, because you never know if you have an addictive personality until something like this enters you're life. Or so I've read.

[Buzzard]

Originally Posted by fotze

Crazy, I have heard it feels like winning the Stanley Cup, is that true? or was that some guy bullcrapping me?

and no this is no endorsement of the drug and no, i will not try it no matter the answer.

When you got it it, and you're doing it, life is great. It feels like the Stanley Cup, the Super Bowl, and your favorite dessert all at once. It's like your first cup of coffee in the morning x 100. Oh yeah, you talk a lot too . When you're out though, life sucks, and it sucks real bad. Some people come down harder than others. I came down hard, thankfully real hard, otherwise I may not be around today. It's definately the devil in disguise. Dont recommend it.

Edit: As for hookers....hmmm...well I think blows better, and that isn't saying much!!

[Thor]

Originally Posted by fotze

Crazy, I have heard it feels like winning the Stanley Cup, is that true? or was that some guy bullcrapping me?

and no this is no endorsement of the drug and no, i will not try it no matter the answer.

Actually I found it underwhelming, but I have a high tolerance for drugs it seems.

For some people yeah it seems to be a big thing, its just not for me. Honestly I much more enjoyed Exctacy Raver girls mmmmm.