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Old 11-28-2007, 02:50 PM   #1
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what would it be?

I'd go with....paperclip.
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:51 PM   #2
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:51 PM   #3
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:52 PM   #4
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:54 PM   #5
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:56 PM   #7
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:56 PM   #8
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Call me old fashion, but I'm going with nail clippers.
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:58 PM   #10
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How big are your ears!?!

For the record I went off the board and chose 'pinky finger'.

edit: And just for the record that was 'pinky finger sans saggy ball sack'.
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:00 PM   #11
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But seriously Qtips have to one of the best things ever invented. hehe
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:06 PM   #13
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:06 PM   #14
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I recall being taught in younger years that shouldn’t in fact clean the wax out of your ears, it is there for a reason

However to say with the topic of the thread I will say my iPod headphones
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:07 PM   #15
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:09 PM   #16
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You got Q-tips in your office?
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:09 PM   #17
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:10 PM   #18
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:10 PM   #19
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Slighty OT, but so is this thread:

Does anyone else's ear wax usually smell fairly funky? Every time I go in to clear some buildup my pinky finger smells pretty nasty. It's something I only noticed a couple weeks ago.

As for the question, why would you put anything foreign in your ear (except a Qtip)?

I also hate when mosquitoes can anywhere near my ears.
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Slighty OT, but so is this thread:

Does anyone else's ear wax usually smell fairly funky? Every time I go in to clear some buildup my pinky finger smells pretty nasty. It's something I only noticed a couple weeks ago.
it's from your ipod dude. hehe
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