09-12-2007, 05:26 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: calgary
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The cheesy pick up line thread...
Everyone know em, but people there are some gems out there and I say we combine forces and bring them together for the ultimate collection of pathetic attempts at attracting the opposite sex
so heres one to kick it off
Excuse me do you have any raisins??? No? How about a date??? 
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meh
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09-12-2007, 05:29 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
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09-12-2007, 05:29 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Wanna see something swell?
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09-12-2007, 05:30 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Wow, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
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09-12-2007, 05:30 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: calgary
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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meh
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09-12-2007, 05:38 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Wow, you have beautiful eyes!
You just won't believe this, but they're the same color as my porsche!
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09-12-2007, 05:39 PM
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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I've used this one at Starbucks before, it didn't work -
Barista - "How would you like your coffee sir?"
Me - "I like my coffee like I like my women, ground up in my freezer. Interested?"
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09-12-2007, 05:41 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: calgary
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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
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meh
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09-12-2007, 05:42 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: N/A
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"Is there a vet around here?" you say
"Why do you need a vet?" she replies
As you flex your muscles you say "cause these pythons are sick"
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09-12-2007, 05:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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nice shoes, wanna f***
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Thanks to Halifax Drunk for the sweet Avatar
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09-12-2007, 05:44 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
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09-12-2007, 05:54 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: CALGARY
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Worst one I ever got was from a guy at Ranchmans:
"Hey baby, lets go out to my truck, I've got hay bales to prop you up against and sandbags for pillows."
Needless to say, I never heard another word out of his mouth...
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09-12-2007, 05:57 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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I can drive to Red Deer in under 45 minutes while text messaging.
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09-12-2007, 05:58 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pope04
I can drive to Red Deer in under 45 minutes while text messaging.
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09-12-2007, 06:04 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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Sorry to interupt, I've got a quick question. My friends and I were having this argument, it's a stupid argument granted, but we were wondering if you could settle it for us. Do you know how much a Polar Bear weights?
*insert whatever the answer is*
Ok cool, _______, ummm yeah that should be enough to break the ice, Hi my name is . . . "
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"Calgary Flames is the best team in all the land" - My Brainwashed Son
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09-12-2007, 06:05 PM
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Had an idea!
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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
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09-12-2007, 06:19 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Moncton NB
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that shirt is very becoming on you..but if I were on you i'd be coming too.
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09-12-2007, 06:37 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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walk up to the girl look her in the eye and say "I'll decide"
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09-12-2007, 06:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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This seems like a thread that should have been started by The Prez 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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