07-24-2007, 11:37 PM
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Condom Varieties
So I'm the type of guy who usually gets the 12 pack of the Durex superthins, but now I'm starting to look at the other varieties like the "sensation" ones like the one that could give my girlfriend that minty sensation down there, or the one that heats up
Has anyone ever tried any of them? What are some of your wives/girlfriends testimonials?
Which ones do you use?
and please... spare us the "I'm so big, I use the XXXXL size ones". Nothing is lamer than that joke in a condom thread.
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07-25-2007, 12:55 AM
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by Ha Ha Stupid Oilers
So I'm the type of guy who usually gets the 12 pack of the Durex superthins, but now I'm starting to look at the other varieties like the "sensation" ones like the one that could give my girlfriend that minty sensation down there, or the one that heats up
Has anyone ever tried any of them? What are some of your wives/girlfriends testimonials?
Which ones do you use?
and please... spare us the "I'm so big, I use the XXXXL size ones". Nothing is lamer than that joke in a condom thread.
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Ever see the serial numbers on a condom?
(Sorry, couldn't resist the only OTHER condom-type joke)
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07-25-2007, 01:12 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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I'm of the opinion that the majority of the good stuff should be done during foreplay, so you don't need a fancy condom.
Oh man, how in detail can a person go in this thread...
Generally, if you're going to go for ribbed, or studded or something like that, you're only going to serve to irritate her sensitive bits quicker. They're fun for a 'wham-bam' but if you plan on having prolonged intercourse, you're better off with a regular condom.
Mint is better if you blow on it, not rub it.  Flavoured condoms are ######ed, you can't mask the taste of condom. Yeah. Any others you want to know about?
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07-25-2007, 01:30 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ha Ha Stupid Oilers
and please... spare us the "I'm so big, I use the XXXXL size ones".
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But what if those are too small....
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07-25-2007, 01:39 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kelowna
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Every girl I've ever used any kind of "heat sensation" lube or condom has totally hated it. I don't remember liking it too much either- it seemed to take away from some of the intense sensation and replace it with, well, um, the feeling that I'm sure Jim got in American Pie when he was humping the, uh, pie.
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07-25-2007, 01:41 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Ro
Every girl I've ever used any kind of "heat sensation" lube or condom has totally hated it. I don't remember liking it too much either- it seemed to take away from some of the intense sensation and replace it with, well, um, the feeling that I'm sure Jim got in American Pie when he was humping the, uh, pie.
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Yeah, mint is way better. Tingling is good.
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-25-2007, 03:02 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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I got a pack of Durex PleasurMax Tingling Mint Scent the other day seemed to be popular on the first couple of uses
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07-25-2007, 05:19 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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I normally just use whatever happens to be in the bin @ the Dr.'s office when I go in and grab a big handful for free.
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07-25-2007, 06:59 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: London Ont.
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Originally Posted by PowerPlayoffs06
I always use the ol' "Im allergic to latex" line.  |
haha nice.
I loathe condoms personally so the thinner the better.
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07-25-2007, 08:10 AM
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When in doubt, pull out!!!
No condom needed
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07-25-2007, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by FireFly
I'm of the opinion that the majority of the good stuff should be done during foreplay, so you don't need a fancy condom.
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Agreed.
I don't think the type of condom should really be a determining factor in how good the sex is.
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07-25-2007, 08:24 AM
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The last Condom I used was one of those heat sensations one, I didn’t like it at all it just felt wired…like I had just pied my pants or something
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07-25-2007, 08:34 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Originally Posted by J pold
The last Condom I used was one of those heat sensations one, I didn’t like it at all it just felt wired…like I had just pied my pants or something
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You pied your pants!?! You're a FREAK in the bedroom eh?
My wife is pregnant again, so I don't think I should be handing out condom advice.
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07-25-2007, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
You pied your pants!?! You're a FREAK in the bedroom eh?
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Well you know its kind a thing for me…I don’t want to go into any type of detail…It would warrant some pretty negative skill
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07-25-2007, 08:58 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
When in doubt, pull out!!!
No condom needed
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Or anal!
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07-25-2007, 09:05 AM
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Sleazy Banker
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cold Lake Alberta Canada
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how do you read this thread and not have your name show up at the bottom? 
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07-25-2007, 09:20 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
When in doubt, pull out!!!
No condom needed
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Yeah, I call those people Parents.
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07-25-2007, 09:28 AM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by HOOT
Or anal!
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I've never heard of a girl getting pregnant when the semen goes down the throat.
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07-25-2007, 09:47 AM
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Sleazy Banker
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cold Lake Alberta Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
I've never heard of a girl getting pregnant when the semen goes down the throat.
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frack! morning coffee all over the monitor. thanks, thanks a lot!
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