Britney Spears files for divorce!!! - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

InSutterWeTrust · 11-07-2006, 02:43 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Musi...rce/index.html

I think most people saw this one coming for months now.

MacDougalbry · 11-07-2006, 02:45 PM

I got a CNN Breaking News alert in my e-mail on this. WTF?! How on earth is this breaking news or even news for that matter.

Shazam · 11-07-2006, 02:47 PM

Wow, smart guy. He got her good.

jolinar of malkshor · 11-07-2006, 02:54 PM

Boy....we needed a crystal ball for this one. Isn't she pregnant with buddy's kid still? He will be the one coming out ahead in this deal.

The Goon · 11-07-2006, 02:54 PM

Everything was fine until she heard his album.

jolinar of malkshor · 11-07-2006, 02:56 PM

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Boy....we needed a crystal ball for this one. Isn't she pregnant with buddy's kid still? He will be the one coming out ahead in this deal.

Never mind she just had it. I should have read the entire article first.

calf · 11-07-2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Goon

Everything was fine until she heard his album.

Or saw his "music" video - holy crap is that guy EXACTLY like Poochy the Dog.

Resolute 14 · 11-07-2006, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MacDougalbry

I got a CNN Breaking News alert in my e-mail on this. WTF?! How on earth is this breaking news or even news for that matter.

Because modern society is disgustingly pathetic when it comes to the value of "celebrities" in our lives?

troutman · 11-07-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Goon

Everything was fine until she heard his album.

No kidding:

http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/...ying_with_fire

This reprehensible rap debut finally offers Britney Spears' much-mocked husband a platform to answer that burning question: Who is the real K-Fed? "I'm looney/All these model chicks want to do me"; "I'm the pimp of all pimps"; "I come tight with every rhyme." Boasts like these go on ad infinitum over fourteen tracks. Federline's rhyme flow is the opposite of tight: His voice is decidedly Southern, only he clearly pronounces his "r"s and name-checks things like Tanqueray (so 1992!) and his Yankees cap. Britney almost saves this tragicomedy with some sexy purring in her brief vocal cameo on "Crazy." The rest is poison.

Two marriages and two children by age 24?

JohnnyFlame · 11-07-2006, 03:07 PM

They should have all the celebs names put in a hat. Then they pick names and presto their next partner. They could change each six weeks.

Be a great new game show. Then they could film them and make a reality show out of it. For extra points they could adopt kids and what not.

Shazam · 11-07-2006, 03:07 PM

He has a fantastic pre-nup; he's gonna be rich, rich I tell you!

troutman · 11-07-2006, 03:08 PM

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He has a fantastic pre-nup; he's gonna be rich, rich I tell you!

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdail...prenup-intact/

We were wracking our brains trying to recall the details of the Spears/Federline prenup when Us Weekly saved our pop-cultural-fact-challenged brain and reminded us that Spears’ wasn’t so far gone when she married Federline (back in September 2004) that she forgot to take care of that important detail. Her prenup is reportedly iron-clad.

Shazam · 11-07-2006, 03:10 PM

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http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdail...prenup-intact/

We were wracking our brains trying to recall the details of the Spears/Federline prenup when Us Weekly saved our pop-cultural-fact-challenged brain and reminded us that Spears’ wasn’t so far gone when she married Federline (back in September 2004) that she forgot to take care of that important detail. Her prenup is reportedly iron-clad.

Yeah, but he gets to keep royalties from sales of his record. He's ripping her off!

Prototype · 11-07-2006, 03:36 PM

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Yeah, but he gets to keep royalties from sales of his record. He's ripping her off!

So what you're saying is he's gonna walk away with about $5... Canadian?

I think his appearances on WWE hurt his relationship... and appariently he's gonna be on the New Years PPV... 2 Months of the FORMER Mr. Spears...

RougeUnderoos · 11-07-2006, 03:40 PM

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Her prenup is reportedly iron-clad.

The girl herself may be a real dummy, but there are a lot of other passengers on that gravy train and I would imagine one of them saw this coming from more than a mile away.

Inferno · 11-07-2006, 03:46 PM

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So what you're saying is he's gonna walk away with about $5... Canadian?

I think his appearances on WWE hurt his relationship... and appariently he's gonna be on the New Years PPV... 2 Months of the FORMER Mr. Spears...

He's suppose to fight Cena on RAW in Miami. What's funny about this is last night when he challanged Cena he said he wanted to fight him in one of the many places him and "Bridy" live.

Josh · 11-07-2006, 03:49 PM

I thought that the headline on Fark.com was quite appropriate.

"Pre-nup-o-zao"

Prototype · 11-07-2006, 03:59 PM

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He's suppose to fight Cena on RAW in Miami. What's funny about this is last night when he challanged Cena he said he wanted to fight him in one of the many places him and "Bridy" live.

I thought the challenge was for the New Year's PPV... but then again when I heard K-Fed's name I kinda zone out in disinterest.

And I assume after the divorce... it'll be where K-Fed used to live...

FlamesKickAss · 11-07-2006, 05:43 PM

woo hoo my get rich quick scheme is available again!!! Yesssss!!!

feartheflames · 11-07-2006, 05:46 PM

ha ha ha ha ha, stupid k'fed