You Know What Really Grinds My Gears....The Sequel!

[AC]

Originally Posted by Springs1

No they aren't AT ALL, NOT AT ALL!! They taste NOTHING alike.

I DISAGREE!

One time, I took the Pepsi Challenge, and I picked COKE and PEPSI in the blind taste test the *SAME NUMBER* of times!

So its pretty obvious that they are the SAME!

[strombad]

Guys. Shhhhhhhh.

[jayswin]

I just can't believe she actually comes flying in because of one mention of her name.

[jayswin]

Wgmg's is conans lame " no one cares about the nhl" jokes. I actually like Conan but his stupid attempts at connecting with his Californian crowds by bashing the nhl would only be slightly annoying if he didn't tell the same unoriginal joke every time. He mailed it in again tonight;

" the kings made the cup finals. Everyone spilled into the streets and said "what's hockey? ".

Clap, clap, clap.

Then the crowd cheered when he asked if anyone likes the kings, and he probably wasn't expecting it so he started saying it was sarcastic cheers. So annoying.

[btimbit]

Originally Posted by flameswin

I just can't believe she actually comes flying in because of one mention of her name.

I'm going to start using that username in forums. Then when she searches for it she'll just be wasting her time

[stampsx2]

Wrgmg is when people answer a post with a bunch of links. I know how to use google and can do that myself thanks. If i'm asking for a plumber or a browser issue i'm asking for recommendations or expieiences.

[CaramonLS]

Originally Posted by Table 5

I don't understand how someone can love Coke and hate Pepsi (or vice versa). They are like 97% the same thing. Is that slight difference in sugar or carbonation really the difference between loving something and hating it? Seems a little silly. I mean sure, I too would prefer Coke with cane sugar if I had the choice...but if all a place has is regular high-fructose Pepsi, it's not the end of the world. It's not like not wanting beer, but all they have is wine.

Humans and Apes share 98% of their DNA, but if you're on a cold streak, do you go around looking for Gorrillas to bang?

[jeffman]

Originally Posted by Springs1

No they aren't AT ALL, NOT AT ALL!! They taste NOTHING alike.

[squiggs96]

Originally Posted by strombad

Well, thanks for that.

Unlike Beetlejuice, for Springs1 to appear you only need to say her name once. Thanks to you, that happened. Please hang your head in shame.

The key now is that nobody, and I mean PLEASE, NOBODY, quote/respond/or mention her at all. Unless you want 20 pages of 6 paragraph rants over nonsense.

We can do this guys.

I'm actually quite proud of myself. I didn't think posting a joke that I know how she feels would incite her to post, but it always makes me laugh when she's here. I don't like Pepsi, but not enough to post a dissertation on it.

And come on now. In two years, she's posted 285 times. In less than ten months on this user name, you've posted almost 3,300 times. You both have long rants. I'm not so sure you should be throwing stones in your glass house.

[pylon]

Goodbye Sweet Sunbeam, you will be missed.

Blue and silver Sunbeam Iron May XX 1991 - June 2, 2014

In this journey of life, people and things come and go. It is the natural cycle. It is with a heavy heart, that my first household appliance, my trusty white/blue/silver Sunbeam iron, passed on to the great dumpster in the sky. I remember the day like it was yesterday. A fresh faced 17 year old bachelor, combing through the aisles of Liquidation World for my first set of household essentials. There I saw you, sitting on that shelf, your box tattered, obviously a returned item at Woolco as your old price tag was still in tact. $29 crossed out, and $12 hastily marked on you with a marker. I removed you from your package to inspect you, and despite the shattered appearance of your package and the smell of old shoe rubber, a bulk paint in the air, you shone like steam puffing jewel. It was fate, you were going to be in charge of pressing my acid washed Thrifty's, Hypercolor T-shirts, Club Monaco tops, keyboard ties, and triple pleated teal dress pants. And press those garments you did.

Never once did you question that my fashion sense. The denim coverall phase, the skin tight clubbing shirt phase... and most importantly the baggy graffiti workout pants phase. You accepted me for who I was, and tackled wrinkles with gusto. You survived an attack from a young Daschund, and with a couple blobs of solder, and half a roll of electrical tape, without fanfare heroically went back to work nary a complaint.

Today, when I plugged you in, and saw you puff that final puff of black smoke, I knew I lost you. I stood there with a look of confusion, and sadness, hoping this wasn't the day it was meant to end. 23 years of ironing adventures... gone, but I will always have the memories. As I placed you in the dumpster, my heart sank, as I knew, I would never find another wrinkle remover as reliable as you. Today, some may have wondered the meaning behind those wrinkles in my pants, some may not have noticed, but each time I looked down at my lap, I whispered the word Sunbeam.

RIP in peace Sunbeam Iron.

[strombad]

Originally Posted by squiggs96

I'm actually quite proud of myself. I didn't think posting a joke that I know how she feels would incite her to post, but it always makes me laugh when she's here. I don't like Pepsi, but not enough to post a dissertation on it.

And come on now. In two years, she's posted 285 times. In less than ten months on this user name, you've posted almost 3,300 times. You both have long rants. I'm not so sure you should be throwing stones in your glass house.

At least I vary my rants.

I give you variety! Spice! Highs and lows! Comedy! Drama!

You're welcome.
Now pipe down and go to bed. You've done enough negative for one night.

[Titan]

Originally Posted by CaramonLS

Humans and Apes share 98% of their DNA, but if you're on a cold streak, do you go around looking for Gorrillas to bang?

Wait. That is an option?

[btimbit]

Originally Posted by Titan

Wait. That is an option?

Just gotta look around Marlborough Mall. You'll find a few no problem

[mustache ride]

Originally Posted by btimbit

Just gotta look around Marlborough Mall. You'll find a few no problem

Racist?

[DuffMan]

Originally Posted by pylon

No, no, no, no,no.

Springs1 do not ruin this thread with your insanity. Go away. Please. Just, leave.

I vehemently disagree with this, Please stay.

[DuffMan]

To add to the Coke vs. Pepsi thing, that's why when I go to restaurants, I always ask, what do you have on tap?

[strombad]

Originally Posted by DuffMan

I vehemently disagree with this, Please stay.

[Resolute 14]

Bottles, cans: Pepsi > Coke

Fountain: Pepsi = Coke

Stripping paint off a fence: Coke > Pepsi.

[DuffMan]

Originally Posted by Resolute 14

Bottles, cans: Pepsi > Coke

Fountain: Pepsi = Coke

Stripping paint off a fence: Coke > Pepsi.

Disintegrating your stomach lining, and giving you 15 sugar cubes per serving: Coke & Pepsi > *.*

I quite drinking Coke when they took the cocaine out of it.

[GGG]

Originally Posted by DuffMan;4789474[B

]Disintegrating your stomach lining[/B], and giving you 15 sugar cubes per serving: Coke & Pepsi > *.*

I quite drinking Coke when they took the cocaine out of it.

Your stomach acid is more acidic than coke.