The thing you should really be worried about is that women usually say a number that is about one third of her real number. Conversely, men say a number that is about 3 times higher than his real number.
Yeah. The Rule of Three.
I guess jhunt223 shouldn't be getting with any women who claim a number higher than 3.
The thing you should really be worried about is that women usually say a number that is about one third of her real number. Conversely, men say a number that is about 3 times higher than his real number.
I don't think this girl is good enough at math to divide that big of a number by 3, so I think I'm good.
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Do that, and you'll have to up your number by one. But I guess it only counts if your phone is the one that's been getting it on with multiple other users...
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I think I jinxed myself by laughing at jhunt too much in this thread. Not only did my girl initiate "the number talk" yesterday, but her number is waaaay higher than I was expecting. I don't think any less of her and can say with certainty that there's no truth to jhunt's theory about it stretching from frequent use, but I have to admit that I'd prefer that she be a little further from triple digits. Or that I be a little closer to triple digits. Either way would work for me.
I was out with one of my friends who fell victim to vaginal expansion again last night. This is a guy who has a decent job and is well educated (bachelors degree). I brought this up reluctantly again last night and he said something along the lines of: "I still love her and it doesn't bother me, but after the fling she had while we were apart she was just simply "different" down there and has never been the same since."
He loves this girl and harbours no grudge against her for what happened and if I had to guess he looks like he probably has an averaged size penis so I doubt this is a micro penis problem.
Jhunt223, do you think these people are complete idiots? I'm sure it is pretty obvious to most that when you're referring to your "friend" experiencing these things and talking to you about them that you are actually talking about yourself. The fact that I know you have 2 friends, neither of which have a girlfriend or have been in on and off relationships or have a bachelor's degree should confirm this. You are the one who is currently in a relationship, one that has been on and off... with me. You're examples are ridiculous and ideas are not based on anything solid. There is no way a vagina is going to get looser to the point that you can feel it from sex with one person once than it will from sex with a boyfriend (you) on a daily basis. I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.
Oh and thanks a lot for publicly talking about my vagina on a hockey forum.
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Jhunt223, do you think these people are complete idiots? I'm sure it is pretty obvious to most that when you're referring to your "friend" experiencing these things and talking to you about them that you are actually talking about yourself. The fact that I know you have 2 friends, neither of which have a girlfriend or have been in on and off relationships or have a bachelor's degree should confirm this. You are the one who is currently in a relationship, one that has been on and off... with me. You're examples are ridiculous and ideas are not based on anything solid. There is no way a vagina is going to get looser to the point that you can feel it from sex with one person once than it will from sex with a boyfriend (you) on a daily basis. I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.
Oh and thanks a lot for publicly talking about my vagina on a hockey forum.
Either that's his woman posting the best first post ever or it's a joke account posting the best first post ever. I just hope that this argument remains in this thread and not taken to real life where we won't be able to spectate.
Either that's his woman posting the best first post ever or it's a joke account posting the best first post ever. I just hope that this argument remains in this thread and not taken to real life where we won't be able to spectate.
Only one way to know for sure...nude photo while holding computing device displaying this thread. And obviously, the device has to be held to the side of the body, not in front. Don't insult us both.
