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Old 12-12-2009, 12:34 PM   #1
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According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

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Urban legend. There is no Dr. Karen Weatherby and the study never took place.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp
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Urban legend. There is no Dr. Karen Weatherby and the study never took place.

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I read the headline, thought to myself, I have to go to Snopes to check it out, whomever thought this one up is really funny.
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Old 12-12-2009, 12:52 PM   #7
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Snopes is fake, now make with the pics, our lives could depend on it!

Also...I dont think my GF checks Snopes, I'll have to email this 'study' to her!
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Old 12-12-2009, 12:53 PM   #8
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According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/n...-86131320.html

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t!t's are for kids, I want to know will I live longer looking at a nice arse or a cameltoe?
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What about man-boobs?

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I love Buzzard so much I give him permission to stare at boobs for 10 mins per day so he will live longer!
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Yeah, that's why I stare at them. Definitely. And I drink beer to improve my mind.
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Old 12-12-2009, 10:32 PM   #16
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WDF is up with that chick's lips? Did she have them replaced with raw liver?
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WDF is up with that chick's lips? Did she have them replaced with raw liver?
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WDF is up with that chick's lips? Did she have them replaced with raw liver?
hrmmm, never noticed she had lips, or a face for that matter.
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hrmmm, never noticed she had lips, or a face for that matter.
Me neither, just noticed the fake boobs.
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