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Old 07-03-2009, 03:42 PM   #1
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Default Divorce rate rises after Calgary Stampede

Happy Stampede!

I did not know this! Anyone have first-hand experience?

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/07/...6711246645077/
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Old 07-03-2009, 03:44 PM   #2
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Old 07-03-2009, 03:59 PM   #4
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...and in other news the sky is blue.
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Keep an eye out for tan-lines on fingers where wedding rings are supposed to fit for the next ten days.

Anyone is fair game. And everyone knows it.
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Old 07-03-2009, 04:07 PM   #6
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Being Canada's Mardi Gras this doesn't surprise me. Neither will it when there is a Girls Gone Wild Stampede Cowgirls Edition
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Old 07-03-2009, 05:14 PM   #7
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WTF is wrong with people? I've never heard that, moron.
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What happens at the stampede stays at the stampede... except for herpes, that $hit comes back with ya!
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Old 07-03-2009, 07:09 PM   #9
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This remains me of that stint Cowboys did a few years back.... they had a big board set up at the entrance to hang your wedding band on.....

They had a catchy name for it, which I can't recall.
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Old 07-03-2009, 07:50 PM   #10
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WTF is wrong with people? I've never heard that, moron.
I actually just saw that as a friend satus update on my facebook homepage just minutes ago. First I've ever heard about it as well.
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:41 PM   #12
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I actually just saw that as a friend satus update on my facebook homepage just minutes ago. First I've ever heard about it as well.
Yeah - its the big phrase this year. Never heard it until recently.

Pretty catchy, you have to admit!
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WTF is wrong with people? I've never heard that, moron.
I knew of that saying when I was 17, nothing new here.

Who would've thought that 10 days of drinking would possibly lead to infidelity
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:06 AM   #14
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This is what we get for allowing people to make their own decisions.
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What happens at the stampede stays at the stampede... except for herpes, that $hit comes back with ya!
Fraud!
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Old 07-04-2009, 09:14 AM   #16
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People are pathetic and will look for any reason to get smashed drunk and/or cheat and/or do drugs.

"It's not cheatin', it's Red Milin'!"

"It's not cheatin', it's an election!"

Always looking for an excuse instead of just admitting they're perverse morons with no purpose to their life.
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People are pathetic and will look for any reason to get smashed drunk and/or cheat and/or do drugs.

"It's not cheatin', it's Red Milin'!"

"It's not cheatin', it's an election!"

Always looking for an excuse instead of just admitting they're perverse morons with no purpose to their life.
Woah there, cowboy... Tell us how you really feel!
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Old 07-04-2009, 09:23 AM   #18
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I wish Stampede park and Cowboys would burn to the ground with no survivors. So long as we're being honest.
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People are pathetic and will look for any reason to get smashed drunk and/or cheat and/or do drugs.

"It's not cheatin', it's Red Milin'!"

"It's not cheatin', it's an election!"

Always looking for an excuse instead of just admitting they're perverse morons with no purpose to their life.
I just can't get over this post. People cheat on their spouses and they're perverse morons with no purpose to their life? WTF? Maybe they're just drunk and horny and their old man isn't giving it to them?

Just such an odd little mini rant.
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I wish Stampede park and Cowboys would burn to the ground with no survivors. So long as we're being honest.
Then where would the Flames play? And who would work concessions?

You have to think these things through before you go all matchy-gasoliney.
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