06-23-2017, 11:44 AM
#1
Ass Handler
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Okotoks, AB
5 yr old Son just came to me and said...
Amidst the craziness of draft day, my 5 yr old son comes up to me and says "Look Dad, I found the stinky butts!" /proceeds to show me an Oilers logo
I've never been so proud.
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06-23-2017, 11:48 AM
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First round-bust
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: speculating about AHL players
Take him for ice cream. It's the only way to reward such intelligence.
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06-23-2017, 11:48 AM
#3
Late Bloomer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Campo De Golf
Your son is not like the Oilers. "He is good"
06-23-2017, 11:51 AM
#4
Franchise Player
Make a sign for him for the next BoA you two attend that says "OILERS ARE STINKY BUTTS".
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06-23-2017, 11:52 AM
#5
#1 Goaltender
Is there a gene that creates a fixation on a$$es?
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06-23-2017, 11:53 AM
#6
Norm!
Put some money in a college fund, this kid is going places.
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06-23-2017, 11:56 AM
#7
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Bonavista, Newfoundland
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Is there a gene that creates a fixation on a$$es?
It's called the Y chromosome.
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06-23-2017, 12:02 PM
#8
Lifetime Suspension
I live in Vancouver and I have taught my 3 year old son to yell BOO CANUCKS whenever he sees their logo. I tear up every time.
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06-23-2017, 12:21 PM
#9
In the Sin Bin
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Is there a gene that creates a fixation on a$$es?
Well Freud believed in Anal fixation...
06-23-2017, 12:25 PM
#10
#1 Goaltender
A true son of Ass Handler!
06-23-2017, 12:26 PM
#11
Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Murph
It's called the Y chromosome.
Ha, it looks like a butt crack.
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06-23-2017, 12:28 PM
#12
Franchise Player
that kid is like forrest gump and he is a genius:
VIDEO
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06-23-2017, 01:04 PM
#13
Powerplay Quarterback
When-ever my three year old sees a person with an Oiler jersey or hat, she whispers to me, "He must be really sad. The Oilers always lose!"
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06-23-2017, 04:05 PM
#14
Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Kelowna, BC
a little something i always do when my kids get a treat (like ice cream or cake or something super delicious) is that it ALWAYS goes in a flames bowl or on a flames plate
one of my buddies gave me a baby gift when my daughter was born - a canucks mini stick - he thought that was a perfect gift... i agreed and told him that i now have 'my version of the strap' for when my kids need a little discipline. i told him they'd end up hating the canucks even more than me!
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06-23-2017, 04:20 PM
#15
Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Southern Alberta
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I taught my sons that Edmonton was a frozen wasteland full of urine and losers, in fact I think my youngest was 7 when he learned that Edmonton has indoor plumbing
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