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Old 10-23-2020, 05:32 PM   #1
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After today's game vs the Islanders, Conner McDonewithit told GM Cheese that he would like to move on.
GM Cheese suggested he put his clogs back on and get dressed before he enters the office to complain about anything again!
McWhinyBaby screamed in a high pitch voice that he needed to play on two lines as well as get PP and PK duty before clogging out of the office in a McHuff.
GM Cheese suggested he would look at offers, however if nothing decent materialized he might contemplate sending McPoopypants down to the minors for the year!
The last thing heard was a loud harumph, as McHurryOnOut raced out of the dressing room and into his suped up Gremlin. A blue cloud of acrid smelling Oil pumped out of his tailpipe as he was last seen leaving the arena.
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McDavid to the Ducks E2
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Trade him straight up for Der German Gretzky!
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Old 10-23-2020, 06:38 PM   #4
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I heard McDavid has demanded a trade to the Islanders.
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Old 10-23-2020, 07:02 PM   #5
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Is Bergeron leaving Toronto...!?

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Old 10-23-2020, 07:02 PM   #6
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McDiddly said he will go anywhere! GMs just need to make an offer.
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Old 10-23-2020, 07:24 PM   #7
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James Neal is nervously waiting by the phone
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James Neal is nervously waiting by the phone
He said he'd love to go to Carolina!
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Old 10-23-2020, 07:39 PM   #9
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Neal isn't going anywhere
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